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Thing

(Like the one from the Addms Family?)

Alright, let's talk about Thing from the Addams Family. This fashion icon is truly... singular. We're not dealing with your average runway walk here, folks. We're talking about a walk that's more of a frantic scurry, often across highly polished surfaces, leaving behind only the fingerprints of this icon.

Overall Aesthetic: Minimalism meets existential dread. Think deconstructed, avant-garde, post-apocalyptic chic, but without the chic. And, you know, no clothing.

Signature Piece: Themself. This is where Thing truly shines. The hand itself is a masterclass in self love and confidence. No jewelry, no gloves (obviously but it is seen in his belongi gs at so.e point), just pure, unadulterated hand-ness. It's bold, it's understated, it's undeniably...handy.

Silhouette: Sleek. Streamlined. Reduced to its absolute essence. We're talking about the apex of form-fitting. You can't get much closer to the body than the body itself. We're talking absolute negative space. Think the absence of the rest of a body. He's rocking the "invisible man" look, but only from the wrist up. It's a bold statement, really, a complete rejection of the traditional human form. We can safely say he's a trendsetter in the "no body, no problem" movement.

Fabric Choices: Skin. The ultimate natural fiber. Breathable, durable, and easily customizable with scars and the occasional mysterious discoloration.

Color Palette: It’s giving "I haven't seen sunlight in 40 years". He is truly embracing the monochrome aesthetic, but is he making a conscious choice? Maybe some day he will sport a fun, poppy pink, like Margot Robbie in the Barbie movie.

Hair and Makeup: Non-existent. Thing is a staunch advocate for the "no makeup" look, a true champion of au naturel.

The Message: What is Thing trying to say with his choices? Here are a few interpretations:

"Deconstruction is key." He embodies literal deconstruction. He's pushing the boundaries of what it means to be "dressed."

"I'm busy, back off." A disembodied hand gets right to the point. No small talk, no fuss.

"Being different is a sign of intelligence." Thing operates independently and speaks his own language. He's a true individual.

"Function over form." Let's be honest, he doesn't need the rest of the body to get things done.

Overall style: Thing is a fashion legend, a rebel, and a legend in his own...hand. He is proof that with confidence and a little bit of Addams Family charm, you can rock any look, even if that look is purely hand-based. Five out of five severed fingers!

Occasions and events: Thing dresses for all occasions with a single, unwavering commitment to his signature look. He can do anything. Need a bartender? Thing. Need a chauffeur? Thing. Need someone to play the harpsichord? Thing. The adaptability of this guy is unparalleled.

Confidence: Thing is more than just a disembodied hand; he's a statement. A statement that screams, "I am comfortable in my own skin." He's a rebel, a minimalist, and a reminder that sometimes, less is more. (Unless you need to, you know, hold something heavy for witch you might need two hands.)

Fashion Prediction for Next Season: Rumor has it Thing is experimenting with nail polish. Sources say a deep, blood red is his current favorite, closely followed by a nice solid black to give edgy vibes.

In conclusion: He's a master in minimalist style, proving that sometimes, the most impactful fashion statements are made with the least amount of "stuff”. He's a walking (or crawling) paradox– wholly incomplete, yet utterly sufficient. He is a hand, and he's all he needs to be.

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Whos first day outfit was better yours or your editors

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U should listen to Moon Walker!

He makes songs about modern affairs

My favs are 'Monopoly Money' and 'New God'

listened to a bunch of the songs and they were FUCKING AWESOME HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS EXISTED

These are the ones ones I've listened to so far and out of all of them I'd say Monopoly Money and New God are definitely my favourites as of right now! I've put them all on my playlist

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