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allegory

[ID: a digital comic in a simple MS paint style, depicting a green stick person sitting in an arm chair. They say "Hi everyone, green person here, from the MS Paint stick figure comic "pills that make you green". There has been a lot of speculation about whether my life is, in some way or another, a transgender allegory.

Allow me to clarify: In the world I inhabit, "gender" and "sex" are completely unknown concepts. We reproduce by mitosis." The comic zooms in on their face, as they say, "I honestly have no idea what the fuck you are all talking about." End ID.]

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#pills that make you green, #ptmyg

The hell is LGBT+? Y'all have gay premium?

Just a reminder my blog is trans inclusive. It’s bi inclusive. It is pan inclusive. It is intersex inclusive. It is ace/asexual inclusive. It is aro/aromantic inclusive. It is queer inclusive.

I don’t support terfs or exclusionists.

If you came here looking for an ally in your bigotry you came to the wrong blog. Go away. You are not welcome here.

*in a donald trump impersonation*

and you see i am flat as a board, yes flat as a board i say, there are no boobies here, simply none, which is a shame, such a shame that there are no boobies, none to be found, i look here and i see none at all

I can't believe the horse is back in the fucking hospital

Once I dreamt Will Wood did a social experiment where he did a live stream and if it had 0 viewers he would make new music, then his internet failed and the stream crashed so he was forced to make new music, he wrote an album called “I hate you all (you all suck)” and it went viral on tiktok to the point he was on tv shows and really well known as “that one tiktok guy” he was so fed up he went on tour where he just reprimanded each member of the audience individually by name. Every show sold out

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL