CHAT I JUST FINISHED IRORI (Lafaitte, Ao3)

A Boob Job hehehehe >:]]]

goretober day 6: gut spill

deadpool and wolverine.

change my mind.

LoL I just remembered that i have nowhere to and I might have to become a god-fearing christian against my will because my family is ✨Evangelical✨(😭) and I might get put out if I dont follow

I dont want to be part of any organized religion and I think like 2 or 3 more of my siblings feel the same

I don't want my life constantly covered and protected and watched by some omnipotent 3rd party that I don't believe in.

The world is already a horrible place, I probably won't have my own autonomy as I get older or a house or my dream job (thanks *m*r*c* 🇺🇸) i can't deal with my life being ruled by some diety who let's people like 🍊 and Mustard Squirrel run our country

I have no experience living on my own or away from family

What the fuck am I supposed to do

Sukuna always reminded me of a mad ass pokémon but i couldn't grasp until today....

Male bee's dont have stinges?

Barry is trans confirmed?

(it was literally the first thought to come to mind)

also The Bee Movie seems quite afriad of female bee's it seems- despite the fact that Beee colonies and nature is quite dependant on the female species of animals (in terms of mitosis, not meiosis).

Boycott the Bee Movie again

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

The Gluttonous-Idiotum Gigantum walks farther out to show.

After lots of searchibg by the locals, all that remained in the place he stood was a loaf of bread licked by the Gar fish.

you actually don’t have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

Zira (Lion King 2) is such a Diva

Like, yeah Scar was an absolute baddie and ate up the girls everytime he skulked into a room

BUT ZIRA????

babe, -u-,,,, (ngl everyone from LK1 aged up like fine wine (not Timone, Pumba or Zazu im sorry))

YALLL

Zira has:

Claws sharp enough to cut a bitch

Eyeline and eyeshadow that was drawn by Athena (a petty ass bitch if memory serves me right)

Thin, black matriarch lips and an attitude reminiscent of an evil version of Harriet Tubman (I'm sorry to compare you to an animated lion queen)

Also her song was absolutely fire.

(ngl but I need the human version of Kovu <3<3<3)