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For the Ghetto Sugarboo fans

Geto Suguru x Blk!Fem!Reader

Tags/Warnings: Fluff!canon, no smut/lemon, Geto is cheeky bc why not, Satoru is his own warning

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Bf!Geto who:

Let's you use his shampoo and conditioner because IK we'll all be DAMNED if some cute, sexy man has better hair than us

Makes his curses follow at least 3 cars of width behind you when you need to go out (at night and away from home)

Refrains from calling your family w/o cursed energy monkeys because it's derogatory

Keeps you on his arm at all times when you go out with him in public so nothing happens to you

Let's you do/practice on his hair when you feel inspiration coming on

Introduces you to Mimiko and Nanako and gets little butterflies when he sees you three getting along so well...

Loses all of those butterflies when introducing to Satoru.

He (Satoru) took an immediate liking to you (platonic) after realizing that you also like to get on Ghetto's nerves

Vows never to bring the both of you around Nanami at the same time because you'll cause him to age 30 years

Loves at home movie dates with you, he likes cuddling with you while you talk through previews,

he likes holding you if it's a scary movie that you can't sit still through

Who lost every thought he had for a few minutes when you first said 'I love you'

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Guys give me more ideas for hc's plsssss

nvm that poll from before (vote on it anyway pls); it's now canon that Suk eats babies/children because he has major cuteness aggression

learned cuteness aggression

sacred posts, I kneel in reverence

then he'd run up a tree and pretend to be a squirrel so that Masky the dog that's chasing playing with him doesn't tackle him

hoodie seems like the kind of mf to hide in a bush and start barking at bystanders

I should've paid attention to your name lol

Didn't see it coming

Lost marble hornets entry

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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