Shiu Kong, because he is girl dinner and I refuse to believe otherwise
(also there is a DISPARAGING amount of hc's and ff's about him and I'll be absolutely damned if I'll let that slide)
I am open to prompts but won't see them till a while later, sorry, please don't be discouraged <<<<3333
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Pairing: Bf! Shiu x Gn!/(implied) F! Reade
Type: Mostly fluff! canons.
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~ Bf! Shiu, who is generally impatient with most people due to his line of work but ultimately nevers tells you to hurry because he wants to spend as much time with you as possible
~ Bf! Shiu, who loves going for midnight drives to clear his head and brings you back snacks so you can sit up and talk until you fall asleep again
~ Bf! Shiu, who despite has his phone on DnD most of the time, always makes sure to catch up on all the recents with you, he loves knowing what's been up with your life
~ Bf! Shiu, who after a small argument, will pick on you for a little while just waiting for you to bite back. (He lives to taunt the hell out of you, he thinks it's so cute when you get mouthy with him<3)
~ Bf! Shiu, who invites you to meet his closet coworker (and friend) Fushiguro Toji and his wife. He adores how well you seem to get along with them seeing as this is your first time meeting them (and a secret double date that you nor MamaFushiguro know about)
~ Bf! Shiu, who brings home shiny and expensive gifts from his trips because he knows how you'd probably gush about them if you saw them
~ Bf! Shiu, who is perfectly content with taking one of his rare off-days and doing nothing but talking and hanging out with you (and doing some good ol' X-rated things ofc)
~ Bf! Shiu, who (probably, maybe, possibly) has a (hidden) oral fixation and loves looking at your lips, teeth, tongue, or even anything when you're talking, eating, brushing your teeth, or singing horribly to that one sone we don't talk about
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Anyways, lmk if you want more Shiu💕 Boo or anyone else [•^•]
1. Every time he bets on a team, they miraculously always win. Even if he gets on an objectively bad team, somehow the renowned better doing opposers keep losing. Somehow
2. Will occasionally go on rants to anyone and also no one about how this wholly American sport should have been invented by Japanese people (I also hc that he is pretty nationalistic) in his day
3. Absolutely %100 a keyboard warrior who is occasionally active on Twitter (not really a surprise) to argue with people about why baseball is better than most (no- contact) sports.
4. He does like Hockey (the sheer brutality and also punching people parts) and Football (no explanation needed)
5. Loves going on autistic rants about why planes are so cool and awesome and amazing and also has many (many) ideas and blueprints to make them more accommodating for people of larger sizes (this is for his Heian Era form)
6. He, in deed, really likes fighter jets and has watched many playthroughs of games centered around flying and just tearing shit up
6.5 (coughs in he absolutely has watched too many CoD streams and may have acquired a new barrage of vocabulary)
7. Headcanon that he liked ⚾ enough to go to a few (at least 25) games and engage in The Usual Riffraff™:
7a. Go headfirst in autistic debates about the sport with other fanatics.
7b. Gets way too much themed things but also a few VERY rare and signed pieces from some legends themselves. Somehow he acquired a ball signed by (Insert Famous ⚾Player Here).
8. He sits in the airport too much just looking at planes taking off, landing and getting fuel.
9. He'd probably actually do some grunt work and do surprise surveys about planes on passengers.
10. Most likely almost got lost when he got enraptured by one of his favorite models (___) and strayed too close to it entrance.
10.5 he should've gotten on that plane, it was going to The Bahamas.
11. Sukuna is to ✈️ and ⚾ like Gojo is too annoying people. Can't help it; won't stop it.
12. Modern Sorcerer! Sukuna absolutely barges into Geto one day while the latter is flying on his pelican (don't ask why Sukuna was in the air) and Sukuna went on a tangent about how Helicopters and their pelican siblings need to be planes instead.
Call me by She/Her or They/Them please.
I am a queer person of color, if you don't like it then leave.
I am a minor (17), (not) interested in dating, and I don't tolerate bullying.
Watership Down
Marble Hornets (brainrot)
Bang Bang Boom (the comic by @bangbangboomcomic and @croik )
weapons from Gears of War
±SatoSugu± (JJK brainrot)
anything that involves [ITS YOU<3; despite everything- it's still you.]
Bang Bang Boom (by Croik and Del aka BoomBoss)
Jujutsu Kaisen
The Distasterous Life of Saiki K ☕🍰
Marble Hornets 🎥
EveryMan HYBRID 👹🎥
ANIMALS
Gears of War
Halo 3 ODST (and it's accompanying soundtrack)
Creepypastas/Slenderverse (Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, etc.)
WEIRD/DREAM CORE AESTHETICS
The World of Mr. Plant (Ashur Guravi)
Hamilton (yes the musical)
Boycotting Megacorps
#freegaza / Pro-Palestine 🇦🇪
Marvel/DC
ART OF ANY KIND
Poolverine
WonderEnd 0 🐰
Proshippers
Bullies
People looking to date
Pornbots
Racists
Terfs
Fascists or anyone aligned with M*GA
Flat earthers
Assholes
Guys Imma cry
1. I'm so fucking cringe bro
2. I'm folding for Gojo The Strongest Fucking Satoru when I've been an ADAMANT!!! Sukuna The Malevolent Dirtbag Kinnie
EVERY AMOUNT OF DISRESPECT I EVER AIMED AT OUR GLORIUS BLUE EYED KING
(I'm in the middle of Shinjuku Showdown 🥲🥲)
(Guy the leaks n spoilers were real)
(i can't do this)
IM SORRY GOJO I WILL NEVER BE MEAN ABOUT YOU AGAIN NNN 😭😭😭😭
Yowaimo (@ myself) In Satoru - The Strongest Sorcerer with hopes and dreams - Gojo
It would be oh so aesthetic ngl
problem: a mosquito is trying to take a bite at me
solution: throw the phone on the fucking concrete and watch the shell come off as the mosquito flys away unharmed
To the High Priest Cadion,
With all of the love of the OtherBeings, we hope you make it to the wedding of R. Darciest P. II and Elyrssa H. Kriftssues. We miss you very much.
...all of us.
But, moreover... how are you feeling? Are the views of the Hazel River as beautiful as they say? Are the people of Diordian nice? Have they treated you well?
Arleen isn't happy, she wants to know what you're doing, who you're with and where you are..... and frankly, I do too.
It's been many, m a n y, months since your last report. It's been WEEKS since your last letter! Are you okay?
I know you told me not to, no matter what, but I've sent some health-men to make sure you're alright.
I've missed you everyday since you've left for your annual spirit journey. And I've missed you even more since your last letter when you told me that you were going to stay in Diordian for an extended period of time.
All I can hope for is that you find your spirit again, and hope that the OtherBeings keep you safe, and then some.
With all of my love for anyone in the world,
Second High Priest London §
*<3*
My first time coming across this Peice, truly magnificent, a work of art to be heralded by generations to come
born to slay forced to go through whatever is happening in jjk
I am Jamm, God of the Comments
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
Dude ive been trying to read the newspapers everytime they show up on screen. I hate the fact that the void dwellers/voidlings are being forced to move out and that humans are the main cause of this gentrification aside from capitalism. Hopefully this doesn't affect Argos and Mr. Plant to badly.
Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.
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