Bat Kids Age Order:

Lance’s VA can sing. Therefore Lance can sing.

Do you ever see a batfamily artist that is just SO GOOD. Like the art is great, the mini comics are great. Its fun its beautiful its famil and then you get hit with sudden jaytim, dickjay, timdami, fuckin BRUJAY

And then you like cry because the art was so good but INCEST isn’t cute

I’m weak for Jason and Bruce bonding <3

Ok but I’m not saying that Bruce has favorites or anything but if he did… I feel like it’d be Jason.  I’ve seen this before in comics and in make me WEAK.  Jason was the first one that Bruce ever really got to spoil.  Like yeah he had Dick, but Dick’s parents had literally just died.  Now here’s Jason, a street rat with spunk, who just shows up and Bruce is like “ur my child now.”  Bruce has a soft spot for Jason and I wish we could see it more.

Actually pls recommend comics that show this, cuz I’ve seen some panels on insta and they’re the cutest thing ever.

Hot take: Remus Lupin is a cat person, but cats aren’t too fond of him because of his lycanthropy.

I find the idea of Dick just being so much older than the other batkids so funny. Like if he stops being Robin at sixteen or seventeen and Bruce brings in a nine or ten year old Jason and for a while thats their dynamic. College bro and fifth grade baby bro. Thats so funny to me. Or like Jason big and buff and scary and gives off twenty something vibes and Tim and Steph forget that he’s literally a little over a year older than both of them. Or arguments between Cass and Jay about who is older and Cass just claims herself as Big Sister for no reason other than because she wants too.

Just old Dick and Babs with siblings nearly a decade or more younger than them. I think thats funny.

Do you ever wonder if Shen Yuan misses indoor plumbing?

Lance is the type of guy that knows everyone.

He’s the type of guy to invite you to a restaurant and whisper that he gets a good deal here because he knows the owner’s friend’s cousin.

I feel like he has the same effect in space after a few months of getting to know aliens and stuff. He just randomly gets good deals at the space mall and Corans like 😮 “how?” And Lance is like, “we saved their friend’s relative’s friend on that one planet a while ago.”

Tbh I would rehome the child too

james: lils love we need to talk. i think harry’s allergic to the cat.

lily: oh god, well we’ll have to look into rehoming. i’m sure sirius and remus would love to have him! sirius was talking about wanting one yesterday!!

james: oh wow alright well i’ll give them a call later then.

*later on - james on the phone to sirius*

james: alright pads? turns out the baby’s allergic to the cat. you have an extra bedroom right?

lily: james darling, rehome the cat, not the child.

james: ohhhhhhhhh

sirius: *muffled cackling*