“Harry Potter Saved Kids Lit”

If I had a dollar for every time I showed more emotion for a fictional character than a human being I would be able to afford the help I obviously need

Please reblog if you wouldn't mind a genderfluid using the bathroom of their desired gender.

Everytime I identify as a boy I hate having to use the girls restrooms, but out of fear of being hurt I have no choice. I wanna know someone would support me.

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

TWILIGHT (2008) THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY | “Öga for Öga” (2020)

i interrupt your regularly scheduled scrolling with cHOMPY

hE IS GOOD LIL BOI AND I WILL PROTECC HIM WITH MY LIFE

alright now have a good day

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

all those ‘say no to drugs’ assemblies in school where WACK i never once had the pot head kids push the Devils Lettuce on me. they’d be like ‘hey u wanna smoke some of this here Blunt of Marajoouana?’ and i’d be like ‘no thanks i dont smoke’ and they’d be like ‘ok cool’ and never bother me about it again

drinkers? NO CHILL AT ALL. even into adulthood people act like i’ve slain their child when i say i am completely sober. like every single time i’ve said no to drinking some person is like ‘what about jello shots there’s barely any in it’ or they’ll leave me a solo cup of wine ‘in case you change your mind’ and when by the end of the night i haven’t had it they’re all ‘you didn’t want any?’ LIKE? YAH I SAID I DIDNT? 

anti drug psa’s are fine but they gotta talk about drinking too bc never once did anyone i know who did drugs push me to do it too but everyone i tell i am sober tries to find a way to get me to drink like i said ‘i am sober but change my mind’ or smth 

Does anyone remember when the posts were like “if you’re in your twenties you shouldn’t be on Tumblr” but now that everyone who was making those posts is in their twenties they’ve changed to “if you’re over 30 you shouldn’t be on tumblr”