Trip To Haddon Hall, Derbyshire, UK

I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.

what if when batman is doing his whole "I am the night" schtick he isn't referring to night as dark but night like knight in shining armour

As in I am the knight, the guardian of this city type of knight?

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

Source | Day 23

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

what do you MEAN i have to complete tasks tomorrow

i already completed tasks TODAY

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

have recently been getting monkey stories due to the escaped on in Scotland so figured I'd draw one

Based on this image from the BBC (https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7kd42xg26o.amp )