How Do You Say "I'm Gonna Die Thank You So Much" But In A Way That Makes Sense To A Person Possibly Less

the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

moonbows because even in the dark God keeps His promises

im very glad to exist in a world where i can eat cereal

life would be so much better if I had lettuce! but also that's okay :) just glad I have something to eat tbh

doing something I hate (making rice) so I can do something I love (delaying my inevitable demise)

the best thing about owning sourdough bread is that you get to eat sourdough bread

You don't have to know exactly what you're feeling or experiencing. You're allowed to give it your own interpretation or take a best guess. You're allowed to simply leave it undefined. Whatever works best for you.

all y'all this is for you

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

good morning kings! let's push this boulder!

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

YOU GUYS

I'm sitting in a booth at the small retro diner place in our town waiting for the food. Brother and Mom went to do errands while I wait here for the food.

and WHO WALKS IN BUT MY OTHER BROTHER WITH "PLANS OF HIS OWN"

"... what are you doing here"

"I'm waiting for my food what are YOU doing here?!"