This Was Gonna Be My Experience With Meds This Morning But I Think It Actually Could Be Used In Funnier

one shred of mortality away from dumping crushed cheez-its on a baked potato

the best was actually when my family called me and i hear

"...

birthdayy.

... ...

... ...

birthdayy.

... ... ...

birthdayy

...

...

birthday"

they sang happy birthday to me except the only word they sang was birthday in a semi monotonous tone and they left everything else with an ominous silence

this was, no doubt, the creative genius of my brothers and my dad

the horse girl -> elephant boy pipeline

IGNORE HER KINGS LET'S PUSH THIS BOULDER 🔥🔥🔥

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

Now for some full movies you might recognize him from:

Catch-22 (Lt. J.S. McWatt)

Raiders of the Lost Ark ("Special Vocal Effects, voice, uncredited")

Zorro: The Gay Blade (Narrator)

The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (wHAT *wheezes*)

Gremlins

Explorers (1985)

My Science Proejct (1985)

Back to Next Saturday (1985)

My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)

I could go on and on but you know how IMDb works, go do the work yourself

(IMDb I love you so much)

and I have a new watchlist from just this IMDb rundown alone

posts that make you go "wait why was Abu in Hercules"

professors whenever there's a mistake in their powerpoint: yeah I got these slides from another professor

ALRIGHT

LAUNDRY

SHERIFF

ALRIGHT,

LAUNDRY

SHERIFF

it's okay

oh yeah anyway what I actually came on here to say

we muck up our lives SO MUCH yet never so much that God won't be there for us

it's okay

am sick

okay powerpoint nights in Spanish class are the best not that it's night or anything that's just the vibes

like

first person got up there and just popped off about video games, developing them and all the work it takes, how they positively affect our culture

then I got to get up and give my absolutely Word 1997 colored WordArt crammed powerpoint about The Thing Everyone Knows I Like

and then the third guy gets up and presents about music, in particuar jazz and Marvin Gaye and stuff and dang this man has good taste in music

AND THEN our fourth classmate blows us all out of the water as she gets up there, says musicals are the best, and proceeded to show us 4 slides of her granddaughter in different musicals she did through middle and high school while talking about how she got better over the years and landed a star role in one of the musicals when she was in high school

anyway idk life is pretty neat sometimes and you get to enjoy other people enjoying things that they enjoy and I don't know how to put it into words but it's nice