Quarantine Is Making Bertha Rochester A Much More Relatable Character, Ngl

dear john (taylor's version) (4 hour version) (5 act stage play) (iambic pentameter) (from the vault)

— ophelia in paintings: moodboard

hamlet: makes everything infinitely more complicated than need be, spends half his time wallowing and procrastinating

me:

the houses with friends and blankets

Gryffindor- gives friend their blanket

Slytherin- goes to get a new blanket for their friend

Hufflepuff- shares their blanket

Ravenclaw- has an extra blanket just in case already

physically i'm here but mentally i'm napping on the floor in the middle of target

me at any character whos supposed to represent the american dream

If you think Hermes wouldn’t wear winged heelys you’re wrong

Dorian Gray after one (1) conversation with Lord Henry

sometimes i wanna post serious takes ab lit on this blog but then i realize if i try to use it for a class i could get checked for plagiarism

and im not ready to have my professors know about all the dumb shit i say here