Boys Night 😊

i just really want one of Shakespeare's comedies directed by Wes Anderson

hamlet: makes everything infinitely more complicated than need be, spends half his time wallowing and procrastinating

me:

physically i'm here but mentally i'm napping on the floor in the middle of target

Apollo: Hey, Hermes, I've got something to tell you. I'm pan.

Hermes: Ha, I knew it! I've never seen you and goatboy in the same place at the same time!

Apollo: No, godsdamn it I-

any female born after 1830 can't cook...all they know is brontë sisters, pad they bustle, ill-fitted corsets, get tuberculosis, and die.

can someone please explain to me the trend in the 90s of doing films of Shakespeare but setting them with a vaguely Victorian/Edwardian aesthetic? Like, Midsummer '99, Hamlet '96, and Twelfth Night '96.

Greek gods & heroes as bdg 2

Sisyphus:

Demeter:

Practically all of the gods at some point or another:

i identify with hamlet because i, too, am a bisexual disasterpiece.

me at any character whos supposed to represent the american dream

the houses with friends and blankets

Gryffindor- gives friend their blanket

Slytherin- goes to get a new blanket for their friend

Hufflepuff- shares their blanket

Ravenclaw- has an extra blanket just in case already