Nightmare King Grimm: This Kid’s Definitely On Crack Right Now.

Leg Eater, twitching and probably dead:

Ghost: Uh, hey, you— you okay?

Leg Eater, not so dead: W’sah? Hey, you wanna buy a charm for $5?

Leg Eater: yo, how much money do you have?

Ghost: 69 geo

Leg Eater: ay, you know what that means

Ghost, nearly in tears: i don't have enough money for new charms

Hey, I made these a little while back. Take ‘em, go nuts!

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I’m also here if you need Dark Souls advice. <3

Hey, a PK account! It’s great to see him getting some love. So what would you rather: Hornet being tall or the Pure Vessel being small?

“Love appears to be a strong word, considering some of the responses to my presence.” Not entirely inaccurate, though. It had been quite mixed. Odd, how some spoke kindly of him, despite what he had done.

He considered the question, mouthparts working in introspection. “Do we speak in terms of age, or height alone? I am sure Hornet would be quite fine with growing more.”

“But if we speak of age, and the Pure Vessel being returned to their youth...”

“They deserve an actual childhood.”

Quirrel: I've called this meeting because I've been informed that some of you aren't getting along.

God Tamer: Tiso and I are the only ones here.

Pale King: Did you hang out with Grimm last night?

Ghost: Y’know, yeah, I did.

Pale King: Aw! I— I love Grimm!

Ghost: You hate Gr—

Pale King: Yeah, nO SHIT, HONEY!

Ghost, at the Blue Lake: It’s a fuckin’ friend— [sees the nail on the beach] NOOO O O OOO O O OO OO—

Quirrel, completely fine and swimming through the lake: [waves]

Ghost: oh shit he’s right there

The Infection, taking over Hallownest: Say ‘The Radia—‘

Pale King, nyooming The Hollow Knight out of the Abyss: NO COST TOO GREAT!

Memorial to the Hollow Knight: [eternalises the legend of a knight of no will, voice, or mind, who sacrificed themselves so Hallownest may stand eternal]

Ghost, stuffing Geo into their cloak after selling a bunch of dead bugs’ fanfics to Lemm: haha, i do that