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So I think I have a little problem where I can't post sometimes so I might have to take a few days to fix this. If anyone knows how to fix this pls tell me

So I had a shower thought about what happens after a face card game if isn't beaten. Like who cleans up the bodies? The citizens? Does Kuzu have to change into overalls and get the bucket and mop after every failed attempt at clearing his game? Does Enji have to drag 19 decapitated bodies away after every failed attempt at clearing his game? At least now I can see why QoS would want her game to continue forever so she doesn't have to clean up the bodies.

Whooops accidentally set two of my posts on queue so now I'll have to finish them quickly but I'm not even done with them bruh!! (It's the K♡ and A sad Kuzuyuuma fic for anyone wondering)

hi ilove the citizens fics

if you take requests can you pls do a chishiya x reader fic but like its platonic? like each others family? chishiya is their dad and thats chishiya's kid?

Wait so reader is Chishiya's kid? Ooh sure I see I like where this is goi- AHEM I mean sure yes but as you can see from my above post I'll need some time to fix the posting issue but I would love to write a fic for you! 😇❤

Chapter 2 of Happy Citizen Family Fic and K♡

Chapter 2: "The demon within you"

"Shariya, stay calm, don't do anything rash,"

"You stay out of this! This is between me and him. Oh and speaking of, care to share what you did? Huh?" Kuzu's attempt at a pacifier speech was interrupted by the armed man as he began to recount the earlier happenings.

"This fucker had found a damn gun with actual fucking working bullets. Took it back, and tried to shoot and kill me. Thankfully, I reacted fast enough, and now the tables are all turned, eh?"

Ah, so that's what happened.

"Anyway, I don't give a fuck what you guys thought I was going to do. That doesn't matter. What matters now is that this bastard doesn't get any short of what I wanna give him." Shariya said threateningly to his hostage. "It'll be best for us all if he's the king too, right? Two birds with one stone."

"Please please please I won't do it again please please please I'm not the king don't kill me!!" His hostage, on the other hand, didn't seem very interested in playing along with his captor's sick game.

"Nah, you know what? It'll be too boring if I just kill you here. You will be coming with me, and you'll die for me if those card soldiers or whatever they want come for me, ok?" Shariya was now speaking more like Mira. With her usual speaking attitude and demeanour, one might mistake her for a ghost and think that she had possessed him.

But there she was, smirking to herself as the other three citizens rolled their eyes at another of Mira's dark jokes.

"Anyway, how far have you all advanced into the maze?" Shariya returned to his usual gangster look and attitude. Looks like Mira's soul had left his body.

Mira gave everyone the look again. You know, the "this-is-getting- boring-now-that-everyone's-stopped-mass-murdering" look. Just another ordinary day for Mira.

"Oh! Uh... we've just... reached a door... and we need someone to activate the mechanism... but that means we need to... leave someone behind..." Seeing that Shariya's gaze had fallen upon her, the young girl choked out a few words out of fear of becoming his next victim.

It was pretty interesting to note that none of the four in the gang said anything about this or even made conveyed any emotion about it at all. Well, except for Mira, of course, with the occasional creepy-therapist- laughs and smirks.

But Ryuunosuke was not to be forgotten in all this. As the currently most dangerous person in the room conversed with the scared- silly young girl, he was busy turning the tables in his favour now.

Left half gasping for air and half bleeding out from his knife wounds, Ryuunosuke spotted the gun he found lying on the table they had gotten their phones, all forgotten by Shariya now.

"Ooh, now it's getting interesting" commented Mira as she watched the half-dead man reach for his life "saviour". Again the others just rolled their eyes.

This was how he was going to turn the tables.

His bloodied hands reaching for the gun, he steadied himself to shoot it. He knew it wasn't easy to shoot someone, let alone kill him. But he wasn't going to kill him, just do as he did to him.

A taste of his own medicine.

Before he knew it, he was gathering the strength to stand up and had fired multiple shots at Shariya and was filled with pure rage.

He let the thoughts consume his mind.

The demonic thoughts.

The demon within him.

"You...fucker..." Shariya let out his last words before fainting of blood loss.

"..." Kuzu reacted slightly to the sight of the man's last words.

"You're not gonna kill me. Oi! That girl over there! You said the trial needed us to leave someone behind right? Well..."

"Huh?! Uh... I don't know...uh..."

"Well, do you want to be the sacrifice?" Ryuunosuke pointed his gun at the little girl.

"N-n-n-No!! Uh... ok..." The little girl frighteningly dragged the gangster man's body to the plate.

Kyuma watched this all happen, and wondered if there would ever come a day he would have to kill one of his friends himself.

As Shariya's weight pressed against the plate, the door slid open and Ryuunosuke quickly slipped in before Shariya could have time to wake up. The others soon quickly followed.

Again another trial was before them. This time it was simply a closed door with no mechanics to open it. Just as they were pondering how to get the door to open, faint sounds of thumping could be heard coming from the direction of the maze entrance.

Shariya? He escaped? No, it couldn't be.

No, they sounded more like... soldiers marching.

The card soldiers.

The card knights.

The card knights were here.

"The card knights are here," Kuzu quickly shouted to let everyone hear, "everyone run!"

"To where?" He could hear a woman shout. This fucking door won't open!"

Well, Kyuma couldn't exactly disagree with that one.

Mira and Shiirabi both rolled their eyes at that, even they knew nothing on how to get the door open.

Kuzu, as usual, showed no emotion about that on his face.

"Shit! The card knights are here!" Another man screamed as everyone turned their heads to the direction he was pointing in.

From the seemingly locked door came many soldiers whose bodies were just playing cards with hands, legs and armour attached to them.

They had all manner of weapons-knives, guns, lasers, acid, bombs, you name it, they had it.

"Ahhh! Uh... you! I'm gonna hide behind you!" Said the little girl who just instinctively his behind the person closest to her.

As she did that, everyone else just collectively hid behind him as well.

The gang just went with the flow and hid behind the man too.

"What the... you traitors!" Ryuunosuke hissed at the people who were hiding behind him.

Before he had any time to react, though, the card knights pulled out a drone- like device and launched it into the air. It created a barrier around Ryuunosuke and immediately fired the deadly body-cutting lasers- feared by many.

"Aaaaaa! Aaaaaaa! Aaaaaagghhhhhh!" Ryuunosuke's pained shrieks resounded loudly as the lasers carefully, slowly and rather painfully cut through his flesh.

Many people either covered their eyes or closed them. They didn't want to look at the "messy remains" that were left.

The gang was probably the only one brave enough to see everything that was happening to the poor man. After all, they had seen much worse things.

"Aghhhhhhhhh, guuuuuhhhhh" Those were now Ryuunosuke's last words.

Now mechanical sounds could be heard coming from behind the door as Ryuunosuke's blood spoiled all over the floor.

The door was open.

The card knights, seeing this, turned and left.

The interesting thing was, Shiirabi realised that Ryuunosuke's blood revealed words written on the floor.

"Hey guys, come take a look at this,"

"The vampire among you is bloodthirsty, spill the blood of one among you to quench his thirst, and he will let you into his abode.

There you go, Chapter 2 done! Again, any constructive criticism or feedback on how to improve is very much welcome! Also I just realised I'm starting to center the story around the game and not the gang dynamic anymore so I'll try to focus more on the gang the next chapter. Again, thanks for reading until the end! 😀

Damn Akinator... didn't have to roast Arisu like that...

Another happy citizen family fic on them taking on the K♡ (I decided to split this one into multiple chapters)

Chapter 1: "Difficulty: K♡"

"Attention all players. There is only one face card game remaining. Good luck for the last game, players!" The robotic lady voice responded over the speakers.

"Wow! Only one face card game left!" Kuzu was shocked.

"That means someone cleared a game today." Shiirabi commented.

"Which means these radio exercises are coming to an end too, eh? Ah, I know! As a celebration, why don't we all participate in the last game? Well, no matter what it is, no hard feelings!" Kyuma, obviously aware of the dangers of participating in a hearts game with friends yet ignoring them, suggested.

"Hey guys, this is purely hypothetical, but... what if the reward that awaits us after we clear all these games... is s nerve ending position as citizens running these games?" Mira's simplistic curiosity was clearly taking over her again.

"You mean, we replace the current citizens, and keep running the games until the day comes that we are defeated in a game?" Kyuma questioned her.

"In that scenario- what happens if we decline citizenship?"

"I don't know. Maybe you'll be sent back to the original world, maybe you'll be exterminated on the spot. A reasonable risk to take, don't you think?" Mira answered the old man in a rather ambiguous way.

"Haha, honestly speaking, in terms of a place to live, I'm fine with anywhere!" Kyuma replied the young woman.

"Then, if that is true, I shall bear the burden of slaughter, And save the coming soldiers from now agony to come ," Shiirabi was back into his old habit of rambling on about any everyone who was breathing was suffering.

"As for me, I can't really think of a reason, I'd want to go back there anymore anyway," Kuzu shared his opinion when it was his turn.

"Well, Mira, do you think your hypothesis will come true?"

"I don't know, but we'll find out soon enough, won't we?"

"Alright then! Let's go help the current citizens retire! Let's have the best game ever! YOLO!"

"Difficulty: K♡

Game: The Sleeping King

Premise: After a terrible crime, the K♡ and his subjects have been ousted from the kingdom. In order to repent for their sins, they must find and sacrifice the K♡ within the time limit at the centre of the maze, while also enduring the trials and surviving the K♡'s card knights.

Rules: One of the twenty people among you is the K♡. You are currently standing at the entrance to a maze. Inside the maze there are many perilous trials. Endure them all and reach the centre of the maze and announce the identity of the K♡. If you are answer correctly, it is game clear for everyone. (provided you are at the centre of the maze at that time) If you answer wrongly, it is game over for you. If you do not manage to reach the centre of the maze and announce the identity of the K♡ within the time limit, it is game over for everyone. During this time, the K♡'s card knights will chase after you and will do everything they can to eliminate you, so you must avoid and run away from them. Weapons are allowed."

"As expected of a hearts game, another find-the-impostor game. Well, at least it'll be easier for us since we know us for aren't the K♡, right?" Kyuma piped up.

"It's GAME START! You have two hours to reach the centre of the maze and announce the identity of the K♡. Your time starts now. "

"Should we be splitting up? I mean, we'll be able to reach the centre of the maze faster, and-" The young man whose name was listed as Takuya listed his honest but rather naive opinion.

"If we do that, we won't know who the K♡ is, since we won't even get to observe them," Another man who was about in his mid-40s immediately pointed out a flaw in Takuya's idea. Tsuki was his name, apparently.

"I think his idea works fine. Does everyone around here know each other and can click for each other's innocence? Ok, let's start by introducing ourselves. I'm Ryuunosuke. I think-"

"We don't give a fuck what you think, Ryuuno-whatever-your-name-is. I think we should all stick together. So that we can be prepared to sacrifice each other should a trial require it." A gangster-like guy smoking a cigar responded rudely to Ryuunosuke.

"Why so hostile, Mr... Shariya? Well, I personally have a feeling that this hearts game is quite different from all the others we've seen and g-"

"Oh? You have a feeling? How would you know? Maybe you're the king, and you just exposed yourself, you-"

"I'm not the king! You are acting more suspicious! Why are you so quick to point fingers a-"

"Why so defensive, huh? Suspicious!"

And as usual, Mira was watching everyone's reactions from afar, giggling to herself while she amused the others.

Many others watched along with her, afraid of making a sound in case they were to be slaughtered. Although they obviously weren't watching with such amusement as Mira was.

"So we all know we're not the K♡, right? Unless, of course.." There goes Kyuma again with his "conspiracy theories but just with no evidence to back them up" as he liked to call it.

"...No. Anyway, we're not going to get anything done just sitting around like this. Let's just go into the maze already," Kuzu snapped everyone back to reality and reminded them of the matter at hand.

"Grrr... fine. Let's just hurry and reach the centre of the maze so I can out this guy."

"...Ugh..."

"Are you done yet? Can we go?" Mira was growing rather impatient. Shiirabi was already advancing into the maze. The rest, not wanting to be left behind, quickly followed.

"... The first trial. Get the door open?" No sooner had they advanced into the maze and found themselves caught up in a rather sticky situation.

"A... pressure based mechanism. What happens if I step on it?" Kuzu made an observation, then proceeded to step on the pressure based plate.

Mechanical noises could be heard as the door slowly opened. "Woah! It opened! Let's go in!" A young girl said.

Kuzu, realising what this trial was meant to be, quickly stepped off the plate. He looked at Mira. She scoffed. Seems like she had realised it was, too.

As he got off the plate, the door immediately slammed shut on the young girl again. "What! What happened! How do we make it open again?"

"..." So Shiirabi had caught on as well. And as for Kyuma... he was still clueless as ever.

"So if the plate detects weight, the door opens, but if the weight is removed, the door immediately closes.. which means..." Takuya realised.

"Someone has to stay behind to keep the door open." Ah. Kyuma was finally catching on.

Just as they were carefully pondering over who to sacrifice, a man's loud shouting and cries for help could be heard from the entrance to the maze, and everyone immediately rushed to the entrance of the maze.

"Please, I beg you! Let me go! Spare me! Please don't... please don't kill me!" It was Ryuunosuke.

And why was he screaming for help?

Because he was kneeling, hands clutching his stomach and blood-stained shirt, in front of a gangster-like man smoking a cigar.

A gangster-like man smoking a cigar, holding a knife.

A blood-stained knife.

Stained with Ryuunosuke's blood.

Thank you for reading until the end! I'm still learning and improving, so if you have any feedback on how to improve this fic, be sure to let me know! Btw the game idea isn't mine, it's by a reddit user yurotube, but how the game plays out is original as well as many of the characters.

THEEEE FOUND FAMILLYYYYYY

tempted to write a (platonic) Aguni, Heiya and Doudou fic where they spend valentines day (night) painting and eating candy. idk.