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Hugo Naranjo

Jared was the president of my fraternity in college. He was loved by everybody. Girls all over the school liked him because he was gorgeous, athletic, and confident as fuck. Guys liked him because he attracted a gaggle of hot girls anywhere he went, plus he knew how to have a good time. Everyone was eager to please him.

He was totally aware of the effect he had on people and got away with anything he wanted. One time, we were hosting some day drinking games in the back yard of the house. We were on opposite teams, and he knocked the shit out of me. He came over to offer me a hand up. It was the first moment I appreciated how awe-inspiring he was: tall, naturally muscular, cocky enough to pull off short shorts and a mustache, able to play football with a beer in his hand. He slapped my ass after helping me up, and whispered in my ear, “Good boy.”

Even his voice is godly.

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