yall i've lost inspiration againš any ideas on what to post, anyone???
this is all i have to offer </3
yall i fucked it up help
it looks more like an oc
fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.
mutuals do this with me
but i stay silly! *āsaid in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
Can we all talk about how my boy Roach doesnt get enough love? I love him he is meee. I mean LOOK AT HIMMMM!
Full under the cut
I love HCs that Simon does his best to cover himself fully as much as he can all the time- a holdover from the trauma of having his body mutilated and violated. Wearing full length sleeves even in the summer heat, wearing clothes even during sex as a way to conceal himself from prying eyes, I love that.
But I also love Simon āhung-dickā Riley not bothering to hide his bulge in the gym, letting other soldiers get an eyeful in the shower because he loves the way other men go wide eyed and grimace with dick-envy. Loves the sight of them tucking their tails under their balls and skittering off. Even better if theyāre some pissant private who pissed him off, has a smaller dick that can never measure up to the monster between his legs.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldnāt it?
In every generation there is a chosen oneā¦
there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die