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the best things in life are unexpected

Please let me die by flying into that

Size comparison between our Sun and the largest star ever observed: UY Scuti

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Naps backwards is snaps

A couple of possible reasons why we havent succeeded in finding other forms of life in space.

Do you prefer your eggs boiled, scrambled, fried, poached or thrown at you at 100mph

preferably thrown at my head at 100mph, killing me instantly, but i do also love a poached egg

AMERICAN SCHOOLS SUCK WITH THEIR BUDGETS

you all know the american high school au isayama’s got going, right?

the one at the end of every volume or whatever, with goth mikasa and jock reiner and whatnot?

so, hange’s a chemistry teacher in that au, therefore let me give you a list of things i swear they would totally do in that au for no particular reason whatsoever

doodle over students’ doodles when correcting homework/tests/etc

tell extremely bad but also extremely relevant puns

ex: “so we’re learning about moles today and i think you guys are really gonna dig it”

blow up a piece of glassware in a fume hood because they thought it would be fun to put pure lithium in water

set off the fire alarm at least once a year to the point where it becomes a running gag with the staff

go on strange tangents after lectures with armin or some other student while passing out homework

actually on that note they’d probably also use pop culture analogies that seem arbitrary at first but after a bit of explanation, make perfect sense

add a gag answer or two on their students’ finals

show the kids their favorite-and-still-somehow-very-relevant childhood movie on the last day of the semester

resell food that they have hidden in locked drawers during lunch because let’s be real here american schools suck with their budgets

have the entire periodic table memorized just to show off

(it’s not that hard to do)

they’d probably also have a challenge where they challenge their students to memorize and recite it too and whoever can do it wins mcdonald’s or something

explain the nuances of sex ed on a post-lecture tangent because they find out the biology classes are just that bad

be that one really cool and fun teacher that like half the students still don’t like because they’re apparently “obnoxious” or something

I just pushed open a door and said excuse me. I SAID EXCUSE ME TO A DOOR

LMAOOO

A date outside the Walls: Ore Monogatari cross-over!

Honestly I need like fourteen hours of sleep and three hours to wake up to function properly