Parasocial Relationship With Badboyhalos Dog

Hey friend, my beautiful mutual, the one I know has notifications on for me and me only , how would you feel if I started to mass reblog dsmp fanarts

remember that thing where people would hold their drinks with their boobs

Do it no balls

if i ever post anything about my ocs here ever, know i have absolutely lost it or one of my friends convinced me to post it

Awesamponk in a nutshell:

You can not convince me this is not an intereaction they would have

Original under the cut, but the originals are in spanish

I kid you not when I say I'm using tumblr finally in two years for this , enjoy

tbh the way i see it, quackity & bad are that one trope where the kid tries to impress their hot babysitter but just ends up annoying them lolllll

OH MY GOD. THATS IT EXACTLY. YOU CRACKED THE CODE

I really liked quackity's lore stream

red skeppy, bad, and quackity. in that order.

so the dsmp is a homonormative society right, that’s been established, and i was talking w @a-firefly-faerie about this and we realized the possibility of heterophobia is very much there and also the funniest fucking concept ever. like. c!karl’s time traveling and ends up at c!phil and c!techno’s house and assumes they’re together and is corrected when he makes this assumption and the interaction goes smth like

karl: so how have you two been? how’s married life treating you guys?

phil: what

techno: what

karl: well, you guys are married arent you? yknow, two guys, secluded in the wild, alone

phil: i have a wife mate lmao

karl: a wif- uh. oh. i didn’t know you lived THAT kind of lifestyle, haha...

like the concept of heterophobic c!karl is THE funniest shit to me.

my hc that bad bought sapnap from a gas station

The consequences

I think I did my job right

How would you react if I told you I drew a piece with bigboobyhalo in it , posted it online on twitter and Antfrost out of all ccs saw it ... and liked it..

WHAT?

the fact theres people who actually think that bad doesnt understand what hes saying when he says stuff like “i’m about to go drill nine holes” or “i’m putting pieces of skeppy in my hole” and then plays dumb… like i hate to break it to you but the 26 year old man does in fact know what sex and innuendos are and is simply playing up his obliviousness for the bit