"Anything Can Be A Bean If You Condense It Enough"

Not a quote but what do you guys think I should add to the tags of my posts to get them out there more? Meme maybe? Lemme know please

i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER

@brainbleedo YO I DREW YOUR MEME

"I can get a restraining order"

"That won't keep me away from your socks"

Your heights. Now.

(o_o)

*comes closer to you*

(O__O)

"The punishment for murdering snakes is getting your gender transed."

Sorry bestie im using it still <3

hey have you found your spine yet

i know where it is but @horridquotes WILL NOT FUCKING GIVE IT BACK

get over here @horridquotes

Pick Tumblr's Favorite Pokemon, Day 19!

Here's today's batch of pokemon! Who's your favorite? Remember, these first rounds are not single elimination - every pokemon with at least 10% of the vote will move on! (Note: I pretty much exclusively use the android app, which doesn't have decimal points yet. If my app says 10%, it means 10%, even if it's 9.5-9.9% on the web)

Also, congrats to yesterday's winners!

"YOU CAN'T RHYME PENIS WITH PENIS!"