"Some Asshole Stole My Chocolate Chips."

"i have a phobia of paul bunyan"

"Only OG's drink femboy milk"

Sorry bestie im using it still <3

hey have you found your spine yet

i know where it is but @horridquotes WILL NOT FUCKING GIVE IT BACK

get over here @horridquotes

"Yeah it took me to another world, the fbi watchlist."

she wears short skirts, i have the high ground

But those spines aren't as good as f r e s h ones

Soup god again:

Please just take the god damn spine the police are after

ok thanks for the spine

You are the dairy of my queen.

You are the apple of my bees.

"How dare you have parents, I'm offended."

"IM SORRY MY BODY'S NATURALLY GREASY."

"That's not weirdcore, that's radiation poisoning"