"I'm Not Gonna Let You Stroke Me For Pizza"

"oHo, i can freeze the ooze!"

you've been sentenced to the ̶̬̼͉̊͋̏b̸̼̜̣́́ ̴̠͗̐i̵̼̤͂ͅ ̶̙͖́̊s̷̞͍͑̅ ̴̝͔̈m̷̠͇̻͘ ̴͉̒̏̿a̶͑͜ ̶̜͈̼̍̀r̸̰͚͖͠ ̷̘̗̇̎ͅk̸̯̓̓

Shhhhhhh

hi

consume h2o friend

no thank you chum. but you definitely should.

"Playing among us is a form of masochism."

"Are you a water bottle? Because baby I'm gonna use you up a lot until you start to poison my water and I recycle you."

artwork by 계를

I'm not gonna lie, your profile picture is deeply unsettling.

Excellent :)

You are the dairy of my queen.

You are the apple of my bees.

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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"This giant box here is the milk box."