Ah Fuck I Spilled My

The esteemed bastards have returned from their southernly trip

The song that plays over the supermarket PA system in Rabbids Go Home just started playing at work why do I remember this

Me being in charge of my own money was a mistake because I have expensive hobbies

Happy burfday to me

My brain is playing the King Zora sliding noise and won't stop

hmmm

i decided to try writing a short childhood memoir, and now i'm 50 pages in and it's devolved into an itemized list of grievances.

I should use this site more often

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

I just need the ffucking blue lego stud I need my fucking true Jedi right god damn now