I Am Kind Of Sad Ok

I'm a lazy ass bitch and I was wondering if you have any recommendations for easy plants for a garden?

YOU. YOU GET ME.

All of my gardening is done with being a lazy bitch in mind. If it needs constant tending, babying, coddling, whatever, anything more than me weeding it now and then (and even then, it’s better if I can just. Not.) then fuck that whole noise.

I don’t use annuals I can’t plant via winter sowing in milk jugs, or via just straight up throwing seeds at the dirt and walking away. Because why the hell would I spend all that time and money every year planting the whole damn thing again?

Perennials come back every year and only get bigger, instead of dying off every winter. Iris are wonderfully hardy and easy-care, meaning can be largely ignored. Will need to be lifted, divided, and replanted ever…I dunno…five or six years, but then so will most perennials.

Echinacia. That’s a native tallgrass prairie plant. It could survive anything up to and possibly including nuclear war. Bees and butterflies love it, and it’s beautiful.

Hollyhock. Beautiful, and can be planted by throwing seeds at the dirt once. Will reseed itself until the end of days.

Peonies. Lovely and will outlive you. Basically indestructible.

Low growing varieties of yarrow make great groundcovers. The trick to not having to weed often is to cover ALL of the dirt, so that your plants shade out weeds.

Roses. Old fashioned own root varieties. Will outlive you and possibly your grandchildren.

Violets. Native, a lovely groundcover, edible, and beautiful.

Lilies. Smell fantastic, gorgeous, and indestructible.

Penstemon. Another tallgrass prairie plant. Gorgeous, and nearly impossible to kill.

I do this to Daniel on a pretty regular basis. He hates it, I think it's freaking hilarious.

n.n

One of my cats makes this face after she sniffs my other cats butt... EVERY! TIME!

I thought I’d smelled everything. I was wrong.

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?

WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??

WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:

1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix) 2 cups plain yogurt ½ container of cool whip. Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

We found her!

her name is Elevators

But but but..... I am an INFJ that was sorted into Hufflepuff....

I've cracked it!

ISTJ: Slytherclaw ISFJ:Slytherpuff INFJ:Ravenclaw INTJ: Slytherin ISTP: Huffleclaw ISFP: wizard-vergent (mix of the four) INFP: Ravenpuff INTP: Ravenclaw ESTP: Ravendor ESFP: Hufflepuff ENFP: Slytherpuff ENTP: Gryffindor ESTJ: again, wizard-vergent ESFJ: Gryffinpuff ENFJ: Gryffinclaw ENTJ: Slytherdor

And I bet you rocked the heck outta that outfit. :)

Gonna have to commit fashion sin today because my business casual outfit is black and my roommate has my black flats in her locked room. So I gotta wear the shoes that look the best with the outfit. Which are brown. :/