IT’S PERT NEAR SOUP SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

IT’S PERT NEAR SOUP SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I am searching for reasons to look forward to fall this year in order to get rid of this aversion I suddenly have to the idea of cold weather. (Long story short: I had a real bad fall and winter last year, and I need an attitude adjustment this year). 

So here’s installment one: a list of soups that I’ve made before and that I cannot wait to enjoy in the next few months:

Daube Provençal (from Katie at the Kitchen Door). French beef stew with orange zest, olives, and an entire bottle of Côtes du Rhône in it. N made it for me a couple of months after we got together, and I always crave it when the weather starts to turn cool.

44-Clove Garlic Soup (from Smitten Kitchen). This soup literally has 44 cloves of garlic in it, some roasted and some boiled. It is far less overpowering than you’d guess from that intimidating number – instead, I found it refined, rich, elegant, autumnal. Absolutely sublime for dinner on a cool evening, with a glass of wine and a toasted baguette.

Chicken Tortilla Soup (from The Pioneer Woman). I am not a fan of Ree Drummond or her show, but I can tell you that around Christmas last year, I made three batches of this soup in one month. It is legit, and it makes a ton. N and I made a huge pot for his family when they came over for Christmas Eve, and they ate every. single. drop of it. in one sitting. Be sure and serve it with lots of fixings: radishes, cilantro, lime wedges, crema, cotija cheese, tortilla strips, diced avocado.

Wild Mushroom Bisque (my own recipe, from the bricolab). I have been working on this recipe for years, through at least a half-dozen iterations. Here is the best version. A cup of it is like a holy grail containing essence of mushroom. Not a pretty soup at all, admittedly – but rich, thick, earthy, and insanely delicious.

Spring Pea and Onion Soup with Crispy Shiitakes and Parmesan (my own recipe, from the bricolab). This one is, no joke, a ten-minute recipe, including sautéing the mushrooms. Vividly green and sweet/salty.

Poached Cod in Tomato and Saffron Broth (from Bon Appétit). Not technically a soup, but you can double the ingredients to make more of the addictive spicy/winey broth. 

Cauliflower Soup (from America’s Test Kitchen). Yes, this soup does have a whole stick of butter in it (about half of it goes into the brown-butter-sautéed cauliflower garnish, which you can omit if you’re a fool and hate good food, or if, you know, you’re watching your fat intake). It does not have a drop of cream in it at all, but you would never know it. A creamy, delicious, magical soup.

Garlicky Carrot Soup (my own recipe, from the bricolab). Kind of a “cleansing” soup. Very easy, very healthy, and very pretty and vivid.

Pasta e Fagioli (adapted recipe, from the bricolab). Made this for the first time recently from a lightly-adapted recipe. Huge fan. Huge. Put in a Parmesan rind if you have one.

Vichyssoise (adapted recipe, from the accidental kitchen). I took a 1962 recipe from Gourmet magazine and spruced it up a bit with truffle oil and Greek yogurt, both of which make this soup something really special.

Thai Coconut Shrimp Noodle Soup (from Food52). Green curry based. Add mushrooms, substitute all tofu, dowhatchalyke.

Thai Coconut Curry Soup (from Chef Michael Smith). Tied for favorite Thai soup recipe. Red curry based. 

Aaand now I’m hungry.

More Posts from Holobean and Others

6 years ago

If you don’t have means to a therapist or mental health professional

Check out therapistaid.com. There’s worksheets there that you can download for free.

Of course it would be a lot more beneficial if you have a therapist to help you through it but not everyone has access to one.

It’s a free site where you can have free downloads of worksheets on many things.

If there’s something there that you think would be helpful, print it out and complete the worksheet on your own.

It’s hard to be accountable for yourself but at least there’s a way for you to have some insight and work on yourself.


Tags
9 years ago

Reblegin fer the future. :)

Hi! I really like your comic, but it's a bit difficult to read with this tumblr layout. In order to read the comic in order you have to do to /comic and then scroll to the bottom and then click on each comic individually and it doesn't read cohesively. I was wondering if you've considered switching to a single column theme? Next/previous buttons on the comic posts themselves might help too. I'm sorry if this sounds rude! ^^;

Hi! No, not rude at all. 

Confession time. I have no time or energy for the workings of Tumblr. It’s an incredibly flawed site and I’m here due to contracts and peer pressure with social media metaphorical imp-like demons who regularly remind me that I’m not “hip” or “with it”.

Tumblr was never intended as a correct viewing platform for Mias and Elle. I post it here cos it’s Mias and Elle related content.

In lieu of my own site being finished to display my work as it should be, and you’d like to read the comics sequentially then I recommend my Facebook and Tapastic pages. Neatly arranged here: http://tapastic.com/episode/198617 and here: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.856150051130919.1073741831.828004783945446&type=3

Thank you :)

13 years ago

I do this to Daniel on a pretty regular basis. He hates it, I think it's freaking hilarious.

n.n

holobean - the shiny holo-foil

Tags
9 years ago

this is so funny & pure

13 years ago

Lol I did some of these things to the kids I didn't like to play with...but was forced to play with either because there was no one else or because my parents said so.

Specifically the "I get to go first. It's my house"/"I get to go first. I'm the guest."

holobean - the shiny holo-foil
holobean - the shiny holo-foil
holobean - the shiny holo-foil
holobean - the shiny holo-foil
holobean - the shiny holo-foil
holobean - the shiny holo-foil
holobean - the shiny holo-foil
holobean - the shiny holo-foil
holobean - the shiny holo-foil

Tags
11 years ago

Oh, I did this yesterday. There's no telling how many classes I've missed for this reason. :(

So I decided not to go to class because I would be leaving just now and class started 10 minutes ago and I can’t walk in 25 minutes late without going into a panic attack, so yeah.

11 years ago

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

9 years ago
This Is The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu.  Everybody Knows The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu, But You Probably

This is the Great Pyramid of King Khufu.  Everybody knows the Great Pyramid of King Khufu, but you probably don’t know about the Shit Pyramids of his father, King Sneferu.  This is a shame, because they are amazing.

When King Sneferu came to the throne of Egypt, the cool thing that all the pharaohs had was a Step Pyramid, like the original one built by King Djoser and designed by Imhotep (not the mummy).  King Sneferu could easily have had one one because his predecessor King Huni had died before his could be finished. All Sneferu had to do was step in and put the last few blocks on.

But King Sneferu had a vision.  He didn’t want any old Step Pyramid.  He was going to build Egypt’s first smooth-sided pyramid, and make King Huni’s pyramid way taller in the bargain.  It didn’t work.  The core of Huni’s pyramid couldn’t handle the modifications and nowadays the Step Pyramid at Meidum looks like this:

This Is The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu.  Everybody Knows The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu, But You Probably

It’s not on a hill - that’s the outer layers of the pyramid that have fallen down all around it.  The name of the structure in Arabic is Heram el-Kaddaab, which means something like The Sort-Of Pyramid.

Anyway, King Sneferu was understandably disappointed and made his pyramid-builders start over from scratch at a different site.  Apparently having learned nothing about the Big Fat Nowhere that hubristic pyramid ambition was going to get him, this pyramid was designed to be even taller and pointier than the last effort!  Too tall and pointy, in fact - the bedrock proved to be less stable than he might have hoped, and by the time the pyramid was half-finished stuff was already moving and cracking inside of it.  There are ceilings in this pyramid that are to this day partially held up by wooden beams.

The builders seem to have panicked and decided that the only way to finish the pyramid without another disaster was to make the top half lighter than the bottom half.  They did this by changing the angle of the slope, ending up with a pyramid that looks like this:

This Is The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu.  Everybody Knows The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu, But You Probably

Egyptologists call this one the Bent Pyramid for fairly obvious reasons.  Uniquely among Egyptian Pyramids, it has most of its smooth outer blocks intact, rather than having them all stolen to build other stuff (most of medieval Cairo is built from the skin of the Giza pyramids).  I’m guessing this is because nobody dared touch the thing for fear the whole structure would come down like a giant limestone game of Jenga.

I’m sure the pyramid-builders were very proud of this solution.  Sneferu appears to have been less so.  He had them move over about half a mile and start over.  Again.  Why only half a mile when he had them move 34 miles between the Sort-of Pyramid and the Bent Pyramid is a mystery.  I think he wanted to keep them in sight of the Bent Pyramid so they could look at it and feel ashamed every once in a while.

And there they built Sneferu’s third pyramid, which is called the Red Pyramid.  As pyramids go, it’s a very cautious one - it’s got the shallowest slope rise of any Egyptian pyramid, and while it’s the same height as the Bent Pyramid it spreads its weight over a much greater base area, making it far more stable.  Sneferu seems to have been happy with this one, because he was buried in it.  Either that, or after a forty-eight-year reign he just finally died and that was the pyramid they used because it was the nicest of the three.

This Is The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu.  Everybody Knows The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu, But You Probably

These three pyramids together actually contain substantially more stone than the Great Pyramid of Sneferu’s son Khufu.  By the time Sneferu died, his workforce had honed themselves into a lean, mean pyramid-building machine.  They had already made every possible pyramid mistake.  So when Khufu announced that he didn’t just want a great pyramid, but The Great Pyramid, these guys built him a pyramid so fucking great that we now think aliens must have done it.

This Is The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu.  Everybody Knows The Great Pyramid Of King Khufu, But You Probably

It was as true in Ancient Egypt as it is now.

11 years ago

Seriously. I have answered toy phones at work as a cashier. *shrug*

holobean - the shiny holo-foil
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • crabcrabcrabmeat
    crabcrabcrabmeat liked this · 2 months ago
  • bugsupport
    bugsupport liked this · 5 months ago
  • batvillainz
    batvillainz liked this · 6 months ago
  • old-man-ghost
    old-man-ghost liked this · 6 months ago
  • ellekess
    ellekess reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • saspatimotte
    saspatimotte reblogged this · 6 months ago
  • rooksnooks
    rooksnooks reblogged this · 8 months ago
  • rooksnooks
    rooksnooks liked this · 8 months ago
  • penumber
    penumber liked this · 8 months ago
  • belenosblack
    belenosblack liked this · 1 year ago
  • plannedyourobsolescence
    plannedyourobsolescence reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • plannedyourobsolescence
    plannedyourobsolescence liked this · 1 year ago
  • hadifallahpisheh
    hadifallahpisheh liked this · 1 year ago
  • freshnotfunky
    freshnotfunky liked this · 1 year ago
  • sleepdeprivedpod
    sleepdeprivedpod liked this · 1 year ago
  • neophyticjetsam
    neophyticjetsam liked this · 1 year ago
  • parched
    parched liked this · 2 years ago
  • weemogget
    weemogget reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • weemogget
    weemogget liked this · 2 years ago
  • caustic-inkind
    caustic-inkind liked this · 2 years ago
  • mother-jim
    mother-jim reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • mother-jim
    mother-jim liked this · 2 years ago
  • stars-that-do-not-give-a-damn
    stars-that-do-not-give-a-damn reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • stars-that-do-not-give-a-damn
    stars-that-do-not-give-a-damn liked this · 2 years ago
  • hetrez
    hetrez reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • ceruleanvulpine-reference
    ceruleanvulpine-reference reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • kissandra-pentagasp
    kissandra-pentagasp liked this · 2 years ago
  • monoose
    monoose liked this · 2 years ago
  • physicsmajorbydaysupergirlbynite
    physicsmajorbydaysupergirlbynite liked this · 2 years ago
  • technofinch
    technofinch liked this · 2 years ago
  • mini-tuba
    mini-tuba reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • serenity-the-firefly
    serenity-the-firefly reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • mini-tuba
    mini-tuba liked this · 2 years ago
  • silvermarmoset
    silvermarmoset reblogged this · 2 years ago
  • lilybarthes
    lilybarthes liked this · 2 years ago
  • sparklemotioneer
    sparklemotioneer reblogged this · 2 years ago
holobean - the shiny holo-foil
the shiny holo-foil

240 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags