Eyeless jack, trying awkwardly to make small talk: So, are there any lucky women in your life?
Ticci toby, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.
I finally finished chapter 1 of the fanfiction I mentioned I was writing. It has fantasy elements and magic, though those become more apparent the further the story is. Honestly, just wanted to write something new from the other stuff I was doing. I'll be posting when I'll update on here! Link for the first chapter is below!
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/64355800/chapters/165211285
Ben: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
Ticci toby: Yes.
Masky: No.
Eyeless jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
Jane: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
hoodie: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
Laughing jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
Nina: I'd totally want to fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
bloody painter: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
Homicidal liu: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Jason: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Puppeteer: It's basically the same thing as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Dollmaker: It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be like having sex with your twin — wrong and bad!
Clockwork: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
Jeff the killer: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
slendeman: You guys are nasty and I'm frankly a little concerned.
Redraw of one of my favorite panels from the books! ╰(*´︶`*)╯
In Court
Toby: *whispers to lawyer*
Ej,the lawyer: That has nothing to do with the case.
Toby: Just ask
Ej to judge masky: *sigh* do you think he’s cute be honest
castiel: come over
Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels
Castiel: WHat is it, a tricycle?
Dean: You were supposed to say 'but my parents aren't home'
Castiel: I was distracted by your tricycle
Dean: okay start over
Castiel: Come over
Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels
Castiel: What color is your tricycle?
Dean: ...Fuck you
Masky: How much is rent for this fantastic apartment?
Employ: Sir, this is the liquor aisle of the grocery store...