Please Return Us To A World Where Notp And Squick Are Used For A Ship You Don’t Like Instead Of Just

thought u should know that i sent my mom pics from dom’s wonderland shoot and her response was “someone’s been taking their handsome young man pills!”

your mom is a real one, she knows what's up

YK WHAT. FUCK YOU GUYS HE DOES HAVE A TATTOO ON HIS LEG. I WAS RIGHT. IM NOT CRAZY.

dogs when they know they're being recorded:

dominic sessa in custom tom ford, photographed by brooke james before the 96th academy awards (march 10th, 2024)

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers

nothing screams gay more than teddy kountze's strange obsession with tully throughout the entire film. all that PLUS his ogling towards Jason. we know what u are.

Made a collage idc idc

I want this, but like, kinda leaning into Father figure Fright Knight, like, Frighty is so put to protecting Danny, he becomes a new paternal figure on Dannys life, but like, i know it sounds weird to some degree

so, behold! Big brother Frighty.

He just, overprotective, shit talker, done with Danny but doesn’t allow anyone else to be rude to him, he is also very dramatic, will not use any other language that isn’t Ghostspeak just, dramatic, big brother. Yes.

Also, Danny being like “Ugh! How discriminatory, he is a meta, God forbid they dress however they like and act in a not usually socially acceptable way!”

Danny is going to Gotham high which yay for him!

Problem? Right now he's in the office because he may have punched someone while defending damian and now everyone is waiting for his guardian

But clockwork can't come (humans perceive him a bit...well he just can't) and jazz has an important exam

So who's next in line?

Fright Knight! (Okay, technically he's not the Guardian OF Danny but more guarding Danny but details details)

So Fright Knight appears in all of his villain-esque glory and foaming sword

And everyone kinda freaks out because?? Danny, is your guardian a villain? What do you mean 'depends'?? What does the shrugging mean?? No we can't go back to the punch thing-