Haziel669 - Haziel

Short DPXDC Prompts #731

Wally runs and runs… until everything stops. Frantically looking around to see what’s going around, he clocks two things: a strange medallion around his neck and a blue clock chested man-kid-elder(?!) behold him. “Wallace West. You are sentenced to be Judged by the Court of the Infinite Realms for meddling with the time stream.”

isn't he just so dreamy cmon man

im losing my mind im in the rabbit hole and im swirling and dancing help me out

You can tell which tag i’ve been scrolling through

Why questions if you don't want answers???

Teacher: *Puts questions in the homework*

Me: *Answers them one by one*

Teacher: "Oh btw guys, these questions are just supposed to be a guide, don't answer them one by one, make a small paragraph that includes a general idea of the questions"

Me: *Confused, overwhelmed, doesn't know what to do, has to re-do homework *

still baffled that ppl were stealing money (which he already did not have that much of, if you think about it) from Quackity. Like that’s fucking insane. How are you going to embezzle from a 22/23 year old man just trying to bring communities together. Some people are so fucking disgusting Quackity studios is not a multi billion dollar corporation it’s a team of college age kids who run a Minecraft server

Shoutout to aces who are ace because of trauma

Shoutout to aces who've had crushes before

Shoutout to aces with partners

Shoutout to single aces

Shoutout to aroaces

Shoutout to alloaces

Shoutout to aces who are not having a good day

Shoutout to visually impaired aces who can't acess half the Ace Day posts out tvere

Shoutout to neurodivergent aces (eg. autistic ppl because today is double your day ad narcisistic aces because yal are awesome)

Shoutout to aces who love Alastor from Hazbin Hotel

Shoutout to aces who hate Alastor from Hazbin Hotel

Shoutout to young aces (you're not too young to know)

Shoutout to questioning aces (since today is Ace Day you get a free 24h trial with the label, if you like it you can keep trying it)

And shoutout to simply all the aces I didn't mention here, yall are rocking!!! I am very happy you all are here!!!

imagine being a black spider person and you roll up to HQ thinking you bout to see 10,000 versions of you only to find out that nah the base Spider-person is a white brunette man from Queens and you're a minority even among fucking randomly selected superheros bro id be so tight

hobie probably thought the society was gonna be a room full of other black punk people only to find out that 45% of the members are middle aged men who look like they work at staples i feel for him

Ayoo just to preempt the inevitable dumb takes we’re about to start seeing;

I am PRO-WOOL

I am PRO-LEATHER

I am PRO-BEES

Fuck the idea of replacing durable, sustainable animal products with cheap, flimsy plastic that doesn’t bio-degrade. Agave nectar and other artificial sweeteners are expensive, labor-intensive, and destroy the environment to be farmed.

Do not buy into pernicious marketing campaigns pushed by dickhead organizations trying to stay relevant, like PETA.

Ok, but if we also go with the ‘Constantine and Billy Batson ‘friendship kinda uncle-nephew thing’ then the two magic kids that are ‘ancient according to oeople’ now know each other and the most chaos goes from there.

My Godfather’s Cousin’s Wife’s Brother. (Once-Removed)

Canonically, John Constantine’s sister is a Masters. She married into a family with that last name.

Uncle Constantine AU, where Danny gets (literally) dragged to one of Vlad’s family get-togethers. It’s the first one Vlad has attended since becoming a halfa, and he wants to show off Danny. John catches sight of them and is immediately concerned about why his in-laws are covered in death magic. Becomes more concerned as he watches the dynamic between them: the controlling nature of Vlad and the barely hidden contempt from Danny. 

Time to get to the bottom of this. Might be a good idea to check up on their home environment, see what’s going on there. He is an occult detective, after all. What’s the point in that if he doesn’t even look after his own family?

Danny, of course, does not trust anybody related to Vlad, no matter how sympathetic to ghosts they may seem