Dick May, Just Maybe, A Tiny Bit, Not Much Really, Be Depended On Danny

Crying, screaming, sobbing, hating this 'easy' homework

"How do you see yourself in the future?"

How much from now? What do you want to know? Do you want to know what I plan to do professionally? Academics? If I want a family? If I have my own place? My physical changes? Mentality? What-do-you-want-to-know???????

And how do I convert my depressing answers into something the school won't send me to see the counselor for or into something that won't make them question if I'm autistic or smt

Why questions if you don't want answers???

Teacher: *Puts questions in the homework*

Me: *Answers them one by one*

Teacher: "Oh btw guys, these questions are just supposed to be a guide, don't answer them one by one, make a small paragraph that includes a general idea of the questions"

Me: *Confused, overwhelmed, doesn't know what to do, has to re-do homework *

get. OUT.

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

hold the fucking phone. does our favorite wolf boy. have a WOLF TATTOO???

i needs to get him pregnant!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!

This is even better if you imagine Lucifer and Danny seeing each other kinda frequently (whatever reason) and Danny never shuts up about it and uses it as arguments “Hey, at least i didn’t fuck the soulwhore!” “Shut up, you have horrible taste in men” “ In a bathroom? At least could have gone to a motel or some shit”

Morningstar will never hear the end of it, and its even funnier if Danny is king and just, make fun of him and Lucifer thinks is embarrassing to have your higher up make fun of you for making out with some soul-bitch

DP x DC: You did what!?

Just a funny thought. Danny finds out that John Constantine made out with Lucifer Morningstar in a bar bathroom(canon) and freaking out

Just imagine him going up to Lucifer, holding John up and going “really? Him!? In a bathroom?!? I thought you had better taste”

John “hey” and just both Danny and Lucifer shush him

angus tully + tumblr text posts (pt 2)

I’m loooooooosing myyyyseeeeelffffff

Whyyyyyyy do I not read books anymore? Idk

Why do I not like the way I draw? Why do I not have a style? Why why why why whyyyyyyyy

Aaaaaaaaa, my face is not even my face bruh I swear I do not look like that wtf

Babygirl tbh