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Goth pilot ✨

I swear to fucking god someone scare this senile man I need something to go right in my life for once holy shit

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

BWHAHAHAHA

Bullying

UUUUGHHHH IM SCREAMINNGG

missing the sunlight -DaGOI au snippet

DISCLAIMER: SEMI-EXPLICIT VIOLENCE

This is probably one of the most infuriating comics I have ever done. I had to go for a more "sketchy" style since doing all the slides in my usual super-clean-line art style would have taken a lot of time. I also did the colors very opaque to give a more serious tone.

Note: if you pay attention to the scale of the room and everything on it, you'll see that it is HUGE. Made on purpose to try to be consistent with the atmosphere of the show. I also did the plushies and figures kind of inaccurate to show how she may not remember quite well how the actual characters looked like.

Someone ask @gooseworx if this was out of character for Jax or if he legit would do that lmao.

BEAHAHAGAH

my friend gave me this idea

BWAHAHAHAHA

Theyre never getting out of there the word search has a typo!!!! Uh oh!!

I need to know is this on purpose @ask-the-rag-dolly is this the gloinks way of rubbing salt in the metaphorical wound that was them being kidnapped and held hostage.

How is pomni doing after being stuck together with gangle and kinger for a while

"...This might take a bit."

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day

Okay Pomni, since ya don't know how to sew, I'll give instructions from an article on how to do sutures.

*spawns all of these things*

You need a needle driver, tissue forceps, and scissors. Also one of those crescent shaped needles.

Use your needle driver to grab the needle. Make sure it is locked in place, and it's not wobbly in the driver.

Use the tissue forceps to line up the wound as best as you can.

Push the needle through the skin at a 90-degree angle about a centimeter to the right of the wound.

When you’ve gone deep enough, twist your hand so that the needle starts coming up on the other side of the wound. You want the needle to come out straight across from the first needle hole.

When the needle has come out on the other side of the wound, unlock the needle driver, reattach it near the tip of the needle (you don’t need to lock it), and pull until you have about 1-2 inches of thread left on the right side of the wound.

Using your left hand, hold the thread on the left side of the needle and wrap twice around the tip of the needle holder. 

Slightly open the needle holder and grab that 1-2″ of thread on the right side of the wound.

Using your left hand, pull the long part of the thread. The part of the thread wrapped around the needle holder will slide off.

Tighten things so that the tissue is just touching and make sure the knot is lying flat.

Using your left hand, hold the long end of the thread and wrap it once around the needle driver clockwise. Slightly open the needle driver and grab the short end of the thread. Using your left hand, pull the long part of the thread.

Repeat previous step one more time to really create a secure knot. Instead of wrapping the thread clockwise around the needle driver, wrap it counter-clockwise. 

Cut the excess thread.

And then repeat as many times as needed.

Source https://www.artofmanliness.com/health-fitness/health/how-to-suture-a-wound/#What%20Is%20Suturing?

// WHY DID YOU //

im never ever getting over tadc hyperfixation