"Stop Saying 15 Year Olds With Weird Interests Are Cringe, They're 15" This Is True However You Should

i think PB is like an inversion of Ash.

Ash sells Marceline's most precious item (Hambo) for his own gain

Bubblegum sacrifices something she values deeply (her rock shirt) to get Hambo back for Marceline

Ash uses Magic to change Marceline Mentally, removing something (her memories) for his own gain

PB uses Science to change Marceline Physically, removing something (the vampire juice) for Marceline

Ash is a Misogynist

PB is a Certified Woman Lover

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEWTWO! 

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

betty was so afraid of overstepping simon’s boundaries and considering her own wants & feelings and then simon literally spent the next thousand years trying to get women to boss him around

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

idk what actually happened but i imagine the writers seeing ppl upset about the "blink and you'll miss it" bubbline kiss in CAWM and said "okay. we will make 45 minutes about bubbline. and a close-up shot of them kissing. and this time bubblegum initiates it. and there's a sorta sappy song about them instead of the usual angsty songs" and we all cheered

no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

Day after Valentines, giving you my crack ship 👐🍭💗

Just saw this on my walk 🤭

i keep hearing "rating: NOT CUTE!!!! Bonnibels only become masc under stress!!!!" in my head