Series: *male And Female Character Make Eye Contact And Smile*

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

kittyyyyy

Insanely funny to me. Brands trying to make a funny meme and fucking it up will always be funny to me.

By age 22 you should have a circle of at least five cool and weird trans women advising you at all times

tumblr gotta be the only site that allows nsfw but kills you if you try to search for it

I had another shower thought

Based on this

You know, rivers catching on fire used to be a regular occurrence.