Baby Otter Being Introduced To Water

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…

I am fucking dying

Ive been contacted by angels and been told that a very pleasant summer is ahead and a very pleasant fall will follow it and a very pleasant winter and a very pleasant spring and

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

Virginia Woolf, A Writer’s Diary, August 1921

Master of Alchemy

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone

today i found another pair of my absolute holy grail jeans that i had in high school approximately 6 years ago that i wore until i had ripped and patched the crotch and ass three times and literally could not get them on anymore in exactly one size bigger while i was thrifting.

reblog for good luck at your local thrift store

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