I Was On The Train And 3 Drunk Girls Saw Me And Said I Had Nice Brown Eyes So They Sang “brown Eyed

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

How did I actually survive before coffee was introduced to my diet like seriously someone please explain this to me

Pretty sure the best things about being at home are my own bed, my mom's cooking, and having my kitty to cuddle with me when I can't sleep.

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So y'all remember that guy I was tellin you about? Well now he just won't fucking talk to me. At all. And I honestly have no idea WHY.

this is a hot take but I’m pretty sure 99% of the people I see hating on AJR are just... neurotypical.

Like sure the lyrics aren’t always great. but I’m not here for the lyrics I’m here for the weird noises that make my dopamine machine go brrr. Listening to music as a neurodivergent person is just such a fully sensory experience and I simply do not think NT people can ever actually fully understand the way a song like Bang! perfectly scratches the itch in my brain.

You’re allowed to not like AJR. That’s your opinion. But have you ever considered that maybe their music is just... not made for you?

This is the video that launched my #whatdyawannabe series on TikTok. I’ll post some of those next.

Low key would actually do this

Life Hack #3

Add a touch of magic to your cold by putting glitter in your mouth before you sneeze.