Honestly, I really hate it when I tell people I'm making/eating food and they respond "did you make/save some for me?" Like no get your own damn food I can barely feed myself 98% of the time don't expect me to try and take care of you too.
Yasssssss, Nicki! Preach🙌🏻💕
Why must the internet hurt me like this? 😫 😫 😫
Me in November: yayyyyyy woohoooooo it’s snowing hell yeah I love snow Me in December: 🎶I'mmmmm dreaminggggg of a whiiiiiiiite Chrissssstmassssss🎶 Me in January/February: *grumble grumble* yay snow, real great, freezing my ass off out here *grumble* Me in March/April: aw the snow is melting and that makes me both happy & sad Me in May (or any summer month): wtf what is this I don’t have any desire whatsoever to deal with five tons of fluffy white bullshit it iS SUMMER GODDAMMIT
@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
Agama agama requested by Starry on my patreon
[drawing of an orange and blue Agama agama (a lizard) saying “Do the small things that make you happy. You deserve it.” in a yellow speech bubble.]