To Anyone In A "Villain Era"

To anyone in a "Villain era"

I would just like to inquire why you haven't met the minimum requirements for the title. There is a complete and utter lack of charming and/or comically idiotic henchmen, the amount of remote and impractical lairs I've seen hasn't been so low since Jane Austen was at the peak of her career, there are no outlandish devices, schemes, and plots to take over a specific tri-state area, not to mention technology so advanced it raises the question of why you consistently battle a group of plucky teenagers with superpowers instead of curing cancer or something.

I don't know what kind of sham you think we're running here, but we are professionals, and professionals have standards. We don't give out the title of villain to any moron who sticks up a bank. We would kindly ask you to leave and not return.

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Well, WOULD YOU?

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PSA: BAD LITTERBOX

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there is a type of automatic litterbox for cats being sold that is EXTREMELY dangerous and has killed numerous cats through blunt force trauma, suffocation, etc. this litterbox is being sold under different brand names and logos, so i will include the picture of the model and two links to informational videos with more evidence and eloquence than i am able to provide.

please consider not having this type of litterbox in your home for your furry friends. me and my 16 year old tortie, puddy, want the best for all your kitty friends

image of litterbox below:

PSA: BAD LITTERBOX

here are my two video links that provide proof and testimonials of this harmful product:

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Forgot to show here but I have made a

"Not Safe For work" art of Bg3 characters, by that I mean they are doing things not necessarily appropriate or could end horribly in a office area.

First we have Astarion!

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Next Is Lae'zel x Shadowheart!

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And Lastly, Karlach!

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[Also there might be something if you stare in the background]

Have a lovely day! 🤍

4 months ago
The Gang's All Here!!

the gang's all here!!

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