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You forgot to say that's it's 'muggy' out you just said it's really night out

Thank you so much! It's fixed now. Autocorrect is not my friend today 😅If any of you reblogged it when it said night, feel free to delete it/reblog the new one.

Okay so I just saw Love, Simon for the first time and right before it started I yelled "So are we all gay here or what?"

And I swear to god the entire fucking theatre erupted, like they'd been waiting for someone to ask and it was just priceless

it’s literally the whole ‘knight in shining armor’ scene, down to the fainting damsel in her arms

Save the Cat.

I'm so in love with Pidge like she's my fave ❤️❤️❤️ So can I get some Pidge girlfriend headcanons? Like is that a thing you do?

oh my god yes you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this

•OKAY so Pidge gets super flustered around girls•so when she’s crushing it’s so easy to figure out •she gets all blushy and stutters constantly and there is a 126% chance of her breaking something/falling on her butt •of course the moment the team finds out she likes someone they all flip out cause “oh my god! lil sis has a crush! the tiny child is in love!!!!”•Lance would be so excited to give her flirting tips but Pidge would just. nope. no thanks. i got it. please stop. please. •Lance: “...no but then you gotta kick your leg out and give her the rose and-”•Pidge: “I’d rather take my chances, thanks.”•she’s actually lowkey jealous of Lance’s confidence around girls•she just wishes she was able to socialize and flirt as easily as him •but honestly her nervous clumsy flirting is the cutest thing ever•"did you... uh, fall from heaven cause... *looks at smudged writing on hand* you're TennessefUCK" •she’s the kind of gf who will argue with you for hours about who’s cuter (she’s 100% sure it’s you)•and really dumb stuff like who can balance a spoon on their nose for longer or scream louder•I know she acts all tough and badass (and she is!!!) but oh my god even handholding gets her blushing all over the place•anD KISSES. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED. •the first time you kissed she almost forgot to breathe and nearly passed out •please take care of this sweet child she needs help •and cuddles•CUDDLE THIS BB FOREVER •cause although she pretends otherwise, she loves and desperately needs this kind of thing •some days after a hard battle she’ll just peel off her armor and collapse right into your arms•god you have no idea how much she loves that •and speaking of love•when she says that she loves you for the first time, you know you’re in it for the long run•she’s always nervous to take big steps in your relationship, so something like that is incredibly special •seriously, never take her love for granted, she is spicy but sensitive and the sweetest, funniest, best girlfriend in the entire universe 💚

Keith: *is gone*

Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet

Korrasami walked

So Steven Universe could jog

BUT SHE RA FUCKING SPRINTED

Lup Taaco’s full name is Chalupa. Yes this is 100% real and no I don’t make the rules.

do you ever just. get so goddamn aNGRY because you didn’t have your camera open at the right time??

Lance: I've been trying to be more positive recently, so I made this journal full of things that I think are beautiful!

Pidge: ...

Pidge: its literally just pictures of Keith's ass

Lance: AND YOUR POINT IS?!?

HOLY SON OF A CHICKEN NUGGET MY DAY (life) HAS BEEN MADE!!!!! Thank you, friend, for making me cry/laugh until I sounded like a dying walrus. 😘❤️

Heyyyy! First of all I LOVE YOUR BLOG SO MUCH ITS PERFECT!! Second of all, could you ship me please? I'm 5' 7", female, Pansexual and a sassy lil fucker. I have shoulder length brown hair and big thighs and if you diss me about my body I'll suffocate you. I'm weak but I'll fight you anyway. I'm extremely chatty and extroverted, but I have severe depression and social anxiety that I try hiding with sexual humor and bad puns. I'm vegetarian, I love cats and I'm kinda the mom friend. Just a bit.

I ship you with 2p Germany! Okay hear me out on this, so at first I instantly thought to ship you with 2p America, BUT I feel like Lutz would need a mom type of girl around him you know, but also a little sass would be attractive to him. He is a dork for bad puns and has your type of humor. The first time thing that will come out of his mouth if you met him would be a sexual joke. He will not hesitate to make a sex joke or compliment you on your bod. Thick thighs, pretty eyes!!!! Even though he doesn’t mind shy type of girls it will make it easier for him to connect with you that you’re an introvert. Also when it comes to anxiety and depression he is pretty good at knowing how to handle situations like that considering I imagine Gilen being like that, so he would treat you like the most precious thing in the world. Lastly, even though he prefers dogs he has a soft spot for animals in general so he would still like the idea of having a cat.

Other options: 2p America or 2p Romano

Mun: You. Sound. Like. A. Beautiful. Human. Being. Holy crap. How do I attract nice and cute people like this on my garbage of a blog lol? <3