Lance & Hunk Broship

•Lance will just rant to Hunk for hours about how much he hates Keith -“…and his dumb face and his stupid mullet- I mean it’s not the 80s any more, why doesn’t he just cut it off-” -and Hunk just sits there like ‘Mmhmm, yeah, that’s right, you hate him so much. you aren’t hopelessly in love with that boy at all you totally don’t want to kiss him till you’re both gasping for breath you don’t want to make sweet love to him on a bed draped in silk sheets and rose petals. not one bit.’

•Sometimes they’ll look at each other and nod like they just had a mental conversation -Keith is completely mystified by this •Lance once tried to help Hunk in the kitchen to disastrous effect

•They’re always completely honest with each other; they’ll talk about pretty much anything. (This obviously means that Lance brings up some freaking weird stuff.) -Hunk talks about how much he misses Earth, misses the heat and scents and laughter of his family kitchen, packed with far more people then it could comfortably hold. -Lance tells him about how useless he feels among the paladins, how confused he is about his purpose, his life.

•Whenever Lance feels shitty he goes to Hunk for chamomile tea and pillow forts. Hunk lets him scream and rant and sob into his shoulder and is basically the Best Bro Ever.

These two are just amazing. I love my lil idiots. If you have any ideas/request, please ask me! I’m fresh out.

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ghoulpussy

6 years ago

Sorry, the old Shiro can't come to the phone right now.

Why?

Cause he fucking died in season two

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ghoulpussy

5 years ago

this baby sitting in a shopping cart next to me had an unripe banana cradled so delicately in his chunky hands and he just

raised it above his head with this absolute reverence like he was praising some kind of ancient, all-powerful god and let me tell you I have never felt meme potential as strongly as I did in that moment

do you ever just. get so goddamn aNGRY because you didn’t have your camera open at the right time??

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welcome to the dumbass bitch club

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ghoulpussy

7 years ago

i don’t know about you but I sure am ready for twenty gayteen

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ghoulpussy

7 years ago

Keith: *is gone*

Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet

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ghoulpussy

7 years ago

OMG IR BLOG IS SOAmazing AND I LOVE IT SO MUch!! !!!

AAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON!!!! I’ve had a super long day and this message just made me 10000% happier. I’m always nervous about my content here, so hearing that you like it means so much to me!! PLEASE feel free to request any fics or headcanons you’d like to see! <3

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ghoulpussy

3 years ago

Sims 4 page on Steam. Not to be controversial but I think the CEO of EA should be beheaded for this

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ghoulpussy

5 years ago

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ghoulpussy

6 years ago

Okay it's like 3am and I just scrolled through your eNtirE blog and I just loVeitsomuch?!? Like I love all your posts and you're amazing

Oh god this just made my goddamn day, thank you so freaking much??? The fact that u like my lame shitposts just makes me,,, so happyIf u have any requests for posts or hcs, please hmu!!

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ghoulpussy

5 years ago