okay, Koala & Sabo headcanon cuz this had been on my mind (not a ship, just bffs being bffs)
so, 16yr old Koala and 15yr old Sabo hanging out in one of their rooms by themselves, quietly reading and just hanging out
Sabo glances up and sees Koala looking confused at what’s she’s reading, so he asks about it. she tells him that the two characters in the story she’s reading just kissed and she’s never got why so many books have kissing scenes and hype it up so much. she just doesn’t get it
he thinks about what she said for a second and looks up at her
he asks, “wanna try?”
she stares at him for a second and shrugs, “ok”
they look at one and other for a second before leaning in and lightly pecking each other on the lips
they sit back to the spots they had just been sitting in, evaluating what just happened. both look at the other for their friend’s results
Sabo shrugs, “it’s nice i guess”
Koala shrugs back, “not a fan”
“did i do it wrong?”
“nah, i don’t think so, just didn’t like it that much”
“ah, alright”
they stare at each other for a few more seconds in thought and then go back to their books like nothing happened
Fast forward 7 years, Sabo’s bisexual and Koala’s a lesbian
They also silently agree to not talk about it, and they don’t. that is, until they both get black out drunk at a party, play truth or dare, where Sabo picks truth and gets asked who his first kiss was and what happened, and they both drunkenly giggle and tell the story. everyone goes silent and is just like
“huh.”
can’t offer him fuck all
a ton of yamato. a yamaton, if you will
listen i hate them but i think the vinsmoke boys should be able to be a little slutty. as a treat
I hope hobie says this in the next film
somebody with more time and talent than me needs to animate Vic Ethanol to Joyride by Kesha
i wish that when you squeezed (any) boobs they made that “honka-honka” sound that those little cartoon clown car horns make
many doggo yams
give me a harem where the mc turns out to be polyamorous and just dates all of them
writing a callout post for our cat:
invading queer spaces (the dining room table)
refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)
harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)
he/theymlm poly jewish gnc trans dudehere to indulge my neverending hyperfixations i’m so sorry for the whiplash. kind of.
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