Hot Take They Should Have Mercy Killed May Castellan Like She Was Completely Insane In A Dirty Run Down

Ghost: Johnny, do you remember when we agreed we were better off as friends?

Soap, naked in Simon’s bed: No.

Ghost, already taking his clothes off: Me neither.

Jes & Wylan, introducing their kid: This is our precious Milo

Kaz: You named him after the goat?

Wylan: ..Milo is a goat?

Jesper: ...

Wylan: YOU NAMED OUR SON AFTER A GOAT?

In which you can pinpoint the exact moment Billy knew Jonathan is the one.

Does anyone have any Barty centric fic recs?

Preferably:

Not explicit

Not too angst heavy

Rosekiller (but I'm definitely open to other ships)

Multi chapter

I kind of want something similar to Disappointing Your Dad In Just Three Easy Steps! But I'm not having a lot of luck finding anything

Jesper often has to remind Wylan his goggles are on his head, or pulls them off and kisses him in greeting when he gets home. He’ll find Wylan has composed music or written equations on paper if he leaves it lying around their room (Kaz has since stopped giving Jesper any kind of paper to do with jobs).

Wylan will find Jesper has left things in odd places, or needs help finding things he’s misplaced. Wylan has actively watched Jesper stow bullets in a vase instead of the cupboard, or his socks in his pistol holster. They find his hats all over the place. In other people’s rooms, in the kitchen cupboard, on the stair bannister. Most of the time, if he catches it, Wylan will put the item where it actually goes. About the only thing Jesper doesn’t misplace are his pistols.

They’re both absolutely shit at keeping track of time, especially when they’re completely absorbed in whatever it is they’re doing.

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

In from the Side (2022) dir. Matt Carter

Please take good care of them!