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Okay that's it!

I can't find it so I've decided, I'm going to write a Barty Crouch Jr, time travel fix it. Now I just need to decide if I like Bartylus or Rosekiller more.

Thank you @klairenet for drawing my baby

early mornings in the buckley-diaz household

barty x evan

i want to wear his initial on a chain 'round my neck chain 'round my neck not because he owns me but 'cause he really knows me

WHAT THE FUCK IS TH9ISK

Heres the link shawtys

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James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think your homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

I didn't fall in love with a God, Gale. I didn't even fall in love with an Archmage.

I fell in love with a man from Waterdeep, shovelling the shit with the rest of us. I fell in love with a man who would sit by the pot for hours, making sure it wouldn't boil over. I fell in love with a man who I imagined I could kiss, not because he showcased his potential power, but because it looked lovely when he blushed.

Can Gods blush, Gale?

Can they?

OOF this one HURT!! It's non-canon to my playthrough, Gale is very much still just a guy and happy enough that way, but that one Everything Everywhere All At Once quote has been stuck in my head ever since I saw God!Gale for the first time. Gale's folly indeed.