My Mother Just Said She's Convinced That Democrats And Liberals Don't Love Their Country

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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@jegulus-microfic

Regulus was so pathetic, standing behind the locker rooms after a quidditch match he didn’t play — just to catch a glimpse of James Potter.

He felt like he had been standing outside forever, crouched behind the building as every single player cleared out of the locker room except for James.

Regulus was about to give up, about to walk back to the castle himself, when a couple things happened at once. There was a sudden sound of water spraying from the showers, followed by the one sentence that had him finally running inside:

“You gonna join me, Black, or just keep standing out there?”

Wylan: I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach our son what an owl was and he thought it was called a ‘tree penguin’

Jesper: You’re a great dad, but yeah we fumbled on that one

Wylan: … Does this mean he also doesn’t know what penguins are? We need to go to the zoo stat

Hi! Do you have any fic recs where Derek and Scott are brothers (or at least very closely related)? Thanks in advance! You’re great <3

Sure thing!

little spoon by bibliosexual

(2/2 I 6,455 I Teen I Sterek)

To save money while attending college in NYC, Stiles and Derek decide to rent one tiny apartment together. With one bed.

as dear as a brother by endversed

(10/10 I 10,385 I Explicit I Sterek)

“You are not allowed to sleep with him,” Scott says.

“You’re not the boss of me,” Stiles scoffs.

Stiles and Scott become best friends at college. Derek is Scott's hot older brother.

Please Don't Say You Love Me ('Cause I Might Not Say It Back) by Tamyou

(17/17 I 36,829 I Mature I Sterek)

'Derek glanced at Stiles, who's smile dissolved into a light frown. He moved his hands again, and Derek flicked his eyes back to Sheriff Stilinski, silently asking for help. The Sheriff took a few steps forwards.

"Stiles is mute." He said.'

AU in which Stiles is mute and Derek is a college drop out.

Got To Get You Into My Life by NekoAliceYamiYaoi

(27/27 I 89.314 I Teen I Sterek)

While on summer vacations with his best friend, Stiles never thought that he would fall for Scott's step-brother, the devilish handsome Derek. At the same time Scott feels a little attracted to his brother's best friend, Isaac.

But We're Still Sleeping Like We're Lovers by CharWright5

(15/15 I 109,744 I Explicit I Sterek)

There are several things Stiles Stilinski knows to be facts: he's a werecoyote like his parents; his twin sister Malia could use a filter more than him; he's an Omega and terrified of his upcoming heat; and Derek Hale-McCall will never see him as anything more than his kid brother's best friend. Doesn't stop Stiles from asking the Alpha to help him during his heat. Or from developing some serious feelings that go beyond the bedroom. Basically, he's totally screwed, in more ways than one.

Unforgettable by Sallyasher1994

(18/18 I 161,510 I Explicit I Sterek)

“No, I guess not,” Stiles shakes his head distractedly, “What’s this about anyway?” What was it about? Had his dad called and complained about his attitude over the phone? Technically it was made from a work station but it was a personal phone call. He can’t get in trouble for that right? Then Stiles thought about how his stand in boss had mentioned Derek. Derek who is in Beacon Hills right now. Within driving distance of his father. All alone. Without his scrawny, children’s book comparison of a husband to defend him. Stiles felt his heart sink with dread. What had his dad done?

“Everyone get your go bags, we’re heading to Beacon Hills,” - Derek and Stiles are married and work for the FBI, with Scott, Stiles best friend and Derek’s brother. Stiles has always struggled with his father hating Derek, but he never thought it would culminate in the man arresting Derek for several murders. Stiles and Scott have to take the team to their home now and see if they can not only free Derek, but also catch a killer, and do it before anyone else gets hurt… they can’t do all three.

I know Wylan’s line of ‘just girls?’ seems to imply that Kerch is a heteronormative society but I think it would be objectively funny and also incredibly in character for Wylan to assume he managed to fall for the one straight guy in all of Ketterdam. Like yeah queerness is the standard but Wylan is over here thinking with his luck he’ll have managed to find the one fucking guy who only likes girls. And then the guy in question is the most overt bisexual you’ve ever seen.

Forget about canon, I want Kyoshi Warrior Ursa.

Full disclosure I made this post while stoned

Dean and Charlie walked so Robin and Steve could run

Manifesting 🙏

This.