Feels Appropriate To Mention One Of My Uni Classes, Going Towards My Education Bachelor, Is About Trying

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

My Autistic ass would not fucking survive in prison, I’d be sitting there eating the raw ass meat, and go to the guard and ask for ketchup and then they’d beat the shit out of me.

My teacher told us that the school musical was going to be girly and my friends and I were immediately like"LEGALLY BLONDE!!"

Y'all don't understand how much I need to play Elle Woods, just so I can finally meet my childhood best friend whose father got killed and he got shipped off to Germany in the slightest chance that I would meet him once again and it takes us over a decade to even hold hands in public.

I have an idea

A biscuit, but it’s filled with a blood like liquid.

Like a person biscuit.

My absolute favourite past time is watching irl lawyers play through Ace Attorney. It’s just people at a fancy job playing a game about their fancy job and then getting fucking shell shocked when the most insane shit happens. Fanstatic.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I actually drove a car for the first time at twelve, i was just as bad as Percy, but luckily i was in rural canada.

My toxic trait is believing that at twelve I could have driven better than Percy.

Robert fucking Hob Gadling really had the nerve to be jealous of Will Shaxbeard, after showing his boyfriend friend acquaintance that he was the side piece after 200 years of going on dates.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

Never fucking mind. Just finished GO2

WE REALLY ARE FUCKING BLESSED THAT THESE EVENTS HAPPENED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF EACH OTHER!!!

LIKE, PRIDE MONTH IS REALLY IN OUR FAVOUR IN TERMS OF QUEER SHOWS BEING ANNOUNCED!!!!