Thought This Was About Bucky Barnes For A Minute.

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I have discovered Hell on Earth

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au where "chat noir" is adrien's drag queen persona and "ladybug" is marinette's online shop handle where she does commissions. ladybug makes chat noir's dresses and costumes and they chat a lot in DMs outside of that. they dont know each other's identities but ladybug often goes to see chat noir's performances and makes/hands out pride stuff for the club.

meanwhile adrienette are dating and performing cisheteronormativity so well that they have no clue that they are, in fact, both queer and entrenched in the community

Oh hey! A brand new Watcher episode!

Ah crap, an ad.

Wait, what's that?

SHANE!!!!

on a totally unrelated topic, how does one put out a fire, and escape the police?

FIRE

Why do humans hate fire?????? Like seriously, fire is goddam beautiful. Sometimes you see people dancing in it, when your friends are moking smores or toasting something you can see the flame dance in their eyes, the laughter from the others in your group is magically aswell! And it’s even better when the flames are dancing so high, it looks like the souls of the dammed are trying to escape from their eternal torment, and you can see the light disapear in the people’s eyes that are melting right in front of you.

Truly magical

reactions to me telling people what I’m going to do in college

My Crush/best friend (at my school)- “Well everyone fucked in the brain wants help everyone else fucked in the brain”

My crazy friend bella- “Oh sweet! I wanna be a doctor too! sad it’ll take 9 years tho” *que a long discussion of how we’ll get into medical school, her for being an actual doctor, me a pyschologist/therapist*

My mum- “that’s gonna be hard if you don’t get your grades up”

My dad- “Hmm, so you want to blend in with the humans more eh?”

OH MY GOD OH MY GO OOD SNACK BA R

HOW COULD YOU DISLIKE TOM AND MADDIE HOW COULD YOUUUU??

TOM IS SO COMMITTED TO THE DONUT LORD THING, THAT IS SONICS DAAAAD

THESE ARE HIS PARENTS SOMEONE SEDATE MEEEEEE

Have I watched high school musical? No. Do I think those little baseball bitches be gay? ye

“The gravity falls fandom should have been writing ford/bill instead of bill dip-“

FIRST OF ALL, respect your parents. Bill dip founded the ground you stand on. And if you imply otherwise you’re not only moronic, but a liar. There’s a reason Bill is remembered and it isn’t SFW

SECOND, and perhaps more IMPORTANTLY of all, where?

From where, you dumb f*ck? Ford appeared in the last season. There was no CONTENT. You act like you’ve been handed the scriptures but you WERE WRITTEN YESTERDAY

You’re selling you history for crumbs of fake future

Watching Boom and then immediately watching the final episode of Fallout feels so right? Like, both have such strong anti-capitalism messages about war and warfare in the future.

Spoilers below cut for Fallout 1x08 and Doctor Who 1x03

"Flashy lights play well in a show room. Modern warfare. Death by salesman." - The Doctor to Ruby.

And then hearing...

"Because, in our current societal configuration, which took shape without intentional guidance, we have friction [...] we have conflict, and we have war. And war? Well, war never changes."

While businessmen and women discuss experiments on people, all in the name of "creating a good society"? Making 122 vaults, many of which actively existed to see how fucked up they could make people behave.

And throughout Boom, there is constantly a "Thoughts and prayers" quote being said (which is the go to response for people in need, in wars, or in active hostile environments), a company literally making soldiers kill each other? (Which happened in vault 11)

Both of these shows are being streamed on massive corporations, DW on Disney+, which generated 8.4 BILLION last year (only increasing since it's initial launch, as it has removed many shows and movies from other sites). And Fallout on Amazon Prime, which had gotten 35.22 BILLION in revenue last year, as well has being known (practically globally) as a company that uses and abuses it's workers, but has made itself such a staple in so many places, that it is physically impossible to not support them in some way, and some can only use them.

But Doctor Who has always been a show about anti-war and anti-capitalism. To have such a show go to the hand of one of the biggest mega corporations is such a shame, it is incredible that they can have Moffat come back and basically flip the house of mouse off and shit in their toilet all while getting paid, and have that approved? awesome.

Fallout has always been about how war is horrible, and how fucked up humans are, giving a rare glimmer of hope towards something attainable, and Amazon Prime taking this media and making it a show? All while ignoring what the message is? Incredible. Perfect.

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