It's Actually Cinderella

My teacher told us that the school musical was going to be girly and my friends and I were immediately like"LEGALLY BLONDE!!"

Y'all don't understand how much I need to play Elle Woods, just so I can finally meet my childhood best friend whose father got killed and he got shipped off to Germany in the slightest chance that I would meet him once again and it takes us over a decade to even hold hands in public.

If I was an animal I'd be a koala

Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

purposefully picked tumblr-like social media along with some really bit ones although nothing is really like this tbh

WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THAT JOHNNY FROM HOTEL TRANSLYVANIA IS BASED ON JONATHAN HARKER. the fuck?

mm frogs

on a totally unrelated topic, how does one put out a fire, and escape the police?

FIRE

Why do humans hate fire?????? Like seriously, fire is goddam beautiful. Sometimes you see people dancing in it, when your friends are moking smores or toasting something you can see the flame dance in their eyes, the laughter from the others in your group is magically aswell! And it’s even better when the flames are dancing so high, it looks like the souls of the dammed are trying to escape from their eternal torment, and you can see the light disapear in the people’s eyes that are melting right in front of you.

Truly magical

Robert fucking Hob Gadling really had the nerve to be jealous of Will Shaxbeard, after showing his boyfriend friend acquaintance that he was the side piece after 200 years of going on dates.

Me: Ok, time to do work for this assignment that’s due!

Some Disney exec: Lol nope

Me: oooh!! Ladybug S5 is up!! yayayayay!!!