WAIT IT WAS 2017!??! HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW????? I WATCH SO MUCH AMERISCAM TV!!!

WAIT IT WAS 2017!??! HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW????? I WATCH SO MUCH AMERISCAM TV!!!

I’m gonna be honest for a minute here guys, I didn’t know that the dorito cheeto was President until like, 2019. I shit you not, I thought he was running in 2018, no, I’m not joking! I told my mum one night “Trump shouldn’t be presodent, he’s too dumb.” and my mum just kept knitting and said; “OK sweetie.” LIKE I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY PRESIDENT.

More Posts from Gaylordlady and Others

11 months ago

Spoilers for Bridgerton 3x08 under the cut

Spoilers For Bridgerton 3x08 Under The Cut

THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN. MY FRIEND AND I HAD A FEELING THAT WE'D SEE MICHAEL, BUT MICHAELA??????? I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

SHE SAID JUST HER NAME AND FRAN WAS HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE. I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER STRUGGLE WITH HER FEELINGS, BOTH BEING BI AND BEING IN LOVE WITH HER HUSBAND'S COUSIN.


Tags
2 years ago

Me: Aw hell yeah! Renata Sorrah, the Brazilian actress has come out as biseuxal at age 76!!

My friends:

Me: Aw Hell Yeah! Renata Sorrah, The Brazilian Actress Has Come Out As Biseuxal At Age 76!!

Tags
11 months ago
Saying "voting Doesn't Matter" Might Reach Your Younger Peers Online But It Certainly Hasn't Reached

Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.


Tags
11 months ago

Best video ever! Thank you Karen 😂💖💖


Tags
2 years ago

Me, pointing to all of the blorbos: Is someone gonna emotionally damage that?

Me, looking at my favourite blorbo from my show: Aw, they’re so cute!! I’m going to write a fic about them being happy!

Also me: I can’t fucking wait to torture you in my fics so much.

>:)

1 year ago

that doesn't mean I don't love him. my lilte whore.

I haven't watched Jojo part 4 yet, but I keep looking at monotone fanart of Josuke, and every time a coloured image of him pops up, I get fucking shocked that he doesn't have a boob window the size of my house.


Tags
9 months ago

That specific shot of shadow gliding on the water does irreparable things to my brain chemistry, what if I said I was insane

That Specific Shot Of Shadow Gliding On The Water Does Irreparable Things To My Brain Chemistry, What

Tags
2 years ago

Yes, I’m asexual. Yes, I’m a monsterfucker. No, I will not elaborate. 


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • abri-chan
    abri-chan liked this · 3 years ago
  • victorieschild
    victorieschild reblogged this · 3 years ago
  • mispelled
    mispelled liked this · 4 years ago
  • alex-married
    alex-married liked this · 4 years ago
  • laxcunia-nocvatxrient
    laxcunia-nocvatxrient liked this · 4 years ago
  • gaylordlady
    gaylordlady liked this · 4 years ago
  • gaylordlady
    gaylordlady reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • milk-crates-and-duct-tape
    milk-crates-and-duct-tape liked this · 4 years ago
  • mightylimbo-blog
    mightylimbo-blog liked this · 4 years ago
  • jorbanpaige
    jorbanpaige liked this · 4 years ago
  • gray-of-the-fallen
    gray-of-the-fallen liked this · 4 years ago
  • gaylordlady
    gaylordlady reblogged this · 4 years ago
gaylordlady - ✨My gay ass✨
✨My gay ass✨

No hate. Genderfluid, all pronouns, pan/ace/polyam. Artist/Fanfic writer. Autistic, ADHD. Yes I do like Luigi. I am gay. I am also a white preson and afab.

246 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags