Blood Of Zeus Hermes Is Everything I Wanted….

Zeus: Crabs really just sit on the sea floor and do fucking nothing all day huh

Zeus: "oh shit uhhh looks like it's time to use my claws to pick at whatever fish remains have fallen down here today... the same thing i always do"

Poseidon: you got pinched, didn't you

Little friendly reminder that Thalia became a hunter thinking that she had no family left just to realize 3 years later that her brother was alive and she will see him dead(probably faster that she expected aka tbm)

"I guess I'm just too tough to cry"

Luke's mom still waiting for him to visit

WITH COOKIES

AND SANDWICHES

I want a book where the seven's adventures are continued,but with new members like Hestia's child and the son of Dyonisus(Pollux)

(Yes,I know,Hestia can't have children but it would be nice)

Nico to Will:

honestly I wish the seven got more friendship moments in the books. besides their war meetings, they got gelato one time. Ik they were in a serious war and didn’t have time but they’re still kids, let them have a game night and watch spongebob together

Hermes: Putting 'uwu' at the end of a sentence makes that sentence cute and unharmful.

Aphrodite: I love you uwu

Hephaestus: I just got food uwu

Ares: I'm gonna murder you uwu

Hephaestus: Please don't do that uwu

Ares: No promises uwu

Imagine Percy dead and Poseidon holding his lifeless body in his hands 😀

"Nico di Angelo never sleeps-" bruh. Nico's boyfriend keeps a travel pillow in his medical bag at all times because Nico is so prone to napping. Any time the kid uses his powers he's out like a light. This is canon.

Jason Grace, I think you don't understand

Nico: