Im So Serious About This But If Youre Autistic And Especially If Youre Chronically Ill Creative Labour

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White boy no

mm yummy bread

Dazai: *embarassed* um Chuuya?

Chuuya: what is it ?

Dazai: *flustred* I um I like you Chuuya!

Chuuya: *confused* huh???

Dazai: like I’m in love with you!

Chuuya: I sure fucking hope you are.

Dazai: …

Chuuya: dumbass we have been married for 5 years I fucking hope you love me or id kill you

no.. la polizia noo...

I've said this once and I'll say it again, dazai is the bottom with everyone but fyodor. he simply cannot outbottom him

Dazai: Chuuuya do you want to play 20 questions~

Chuuya: sure, I’ll go first. What’s your favorite color?

Dazai: blue. Do you like men?

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

@itsnotevenreallyfunny

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Chuuya: Im gonna kill you one day Dazai: *excited* Chuuya would!? Chuuya: You know what. Just for that, no I will never kill you. Dazai: *angry* I hate Chuuya! Chuuya: too bad! I will always be your partner and protect you! Dazai: *throwing a tantrum* why is Chuuya so mean to me! Chuuya: OUR SOULS WILL ALWAYS BE INTERTWINED Dazai: *offended* HOW DARE YOU Shirase: *absolutely baffled* what the actual fuck is going on