The Band

"That relationship is toxic and they done unspokeble things to each other!"

Darling that's the exact reason why I ship them.

"live with love"

I wish I could just cut my belly open and let all of the words come spilling out. No matter if it's gibberish, as long as it's my flesh and blood doing the talking.

Dazai Osamu, The Beggar Student

i think this is probably the father-son that hits me hardest

@itsnotevenreallyfunny ok tbh neither of us is all one of them but in my head it goes somewhat like this:

you: *drops hand sanitizer bottle on foot* OW FUCKING FUCKITY FLYING FUCKS you BITCHASS motherfucking SON OF A BITCH your mother never LOVED you would be better off if you just DIED IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE (also ref 100 points if you get it)

me, ranting about dostoevsky probably: *slams face-first into a chalkboard* ✨whoopsies✨ WhEn DiD tHaT gEt ThErE~

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

the game of who needs who the worst.

Dazai: *embarassed* um Chuuya?

Chuuya: what is it ?

Dazai: *flustred* I um I like you Chuuya!

Chuuya: *confused* huh???

Dazai: like I’m in love with you!

Chuuya: I sure fucking hope you are.

Dazai: …

Chuuya: dumbass we have been married for 5 years I fucking hope you love me or id kill you

@itsnotevenreallyfunny us fr, im zai and youre sano i might start calling you kiko and you can call me samu

Worlds WORST siblings