Omg Thats Me!!
omg thats me!!
the other day, I walked up to @fyolesque, who was sitting down, and stood in front of him, ran my fingers through his hair, and went “hello dearest”. And then he looked up at me and smiled and I smiled down at him. All of this is incredibly normal for us. Like this happens several times a day.
but, someone behind me went “omg you guys should kiss” which … aside from being kind of weird and gross, was just so out of pocket that we were both just really confused. So, my BsF explains why that’s like really not going to happen (he has a boyfriend, we are both gay in completely different directions, etc). And like we all moved on.
BUT THEN, yesterday, a friend of ours saw us hugging, and we were going to be separated for like an hour, so it was a decently long hug, and this friend was standing behind me, so I didn’t see him, until I turned around to find him making a heart with his hands and like making a suggestive face at us. And, once again, we were both like “ewww. No. Guys. Stop.” An, once again, we both explained that we’re like … really gay. And very. Very platonic.
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Hunger.
Fukuzawa: Dazai I am scared to ask but why are you late today?
Dazai: I had take care of my dog
Atsushi: I didn’t know you had a dog Dazai
Dazai: yeah I just adopted him recently
Kunikida: I’m proud that your taking on more responsibility in your life
Naomi: can I dog sit sometime?!
Dazai: I don’t know, he doesn’t really like people, I’m trying to train him out of it but he is really stubborn
Naomi: awww
Ranpo: Dazai stop referring to Nakahara as your dog, you live at his house
i don’t think I’ll ever finish this so here ya go
"There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin" oh Hozier thank you for fukumori reference
Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
calm down ladies, theres enough of me to go around
Have you drawn fancy Victorian Ranpo
That. That can be arranged
Bonus a pocket sized ver
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more 15!skk
Chuuya: Im gonna kill you one day Dazai: *excited* Chuuya would!? Chuuya: You know what. Just for that, no I will never kill you. Dazai: *angry* I hate Chuuya! Chuuya: too bad! I will always be your partner and protect you! Dazai: *throwing a tantrum* why is Chuuya so mean to me! Chuuya: OUR SOULS WILL ALWAYS BE INTERTWINED Dazai: *offended* HOW DARE YOU Shirase: *absolutely baffled* what the actual fuck is going on
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