Some People Think Writers Are So Eloquent And Good With Words, But The Reality Is That We Can Sit There

Here’s a merperson oc, his name is Bait and he’s a shark that I can’t find the name of that I saw at an aquarium

i made this. very fast.

my partner & i recently transitioned to being best friend platonic partners and romantically separated (due to some simple romantic incompatibilities) - we're both very happy with and excited about this change and most importantly we think it is VERY funny and gay to continue doing everything together and living together as exes

(she wrote the first comic!)

The Fitz-Afton Husbands are both Ace!!

Lupin + Freddy

SO. LO. MON !

In the future, children will think our ways are strange. "Why do old people always grow so much milkweed in their gardens?" they'll say. "Why do old people always write down when the first bees and butterflies show up? Why do old people hate lawn grass so much? Why do old people like to sit outside and watch bees?"

We will try to explain to them that when we were young, most people's yards were almost entirely short grass with barely any flowers at all, and it was so commonplace to spray poisons to kill insects and weeds that it was feared monarch butterflies and American bumblebees would soon go extinct. We will show them pictures of sidewalks, shops, and houses surrounded by empty grass without any flowers or vegetables and they will stare at them like we stared at pictures of grimy children working in coal mines

Person: “Your a practicing author, right?” Me: “Yeah.” Person: “And you can describe things really well, right?” Me: “Mhm.” Person: “So why do you keep using Cool, awesome and amazing to describe anything and compliment people?” Me:

Who wants a pie?